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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 810 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1659 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
haha u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with happiness. like one time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro.
also, the mobs in this server are like next level. creepers that do the cha cha slide, skeletons that breakdance, and zombies that sing opera. u ain’t gonna find that anywhere else, i tell ya.
oh and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just dig straight down at spawn and u’ll find yourself grooving with some funky villagers.
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe a little bit of brain damage. but who needs a functioning brain anyway, amirite?
