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HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6215	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5507	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Animals Bred:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crops Grown:	9382	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	270	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!

No. 16559653 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Book, Captivating, Covert, crime, detective, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16559653, novel, secret, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, you might end up getting kidnapped by a group of mischievous villagers who want to make you their king. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SnoozeTV Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, Entertainment, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, Minecraft, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV series, series, slept on, smp, SnoozeTV, television, TV critic, TV fan, TV recommendation, TV Review, tv show, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated series, underrated TV show

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is straight fire, like hotter than a creeper explosion! You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He’s like the Elon Musk of Minecraft, always coming up with crazy inventions like flying pigs and diamond-powered jetpacks.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And our community is lit, like we have a whole village of villagers who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing competition, trust me.

So if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up and we’ll send you the coordinates to our secret base. Just watch out for the lava moat, it’s a real killer. And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

PixelLoveLand

Bond, closeness, Connection, deep, delicate, emotional, hidden, innocent, INTIMATE, Meaningful, Personal, Personal Details, PixelLoveLand, Private, relationships, REVEALING, Secrets, Sensitive, Special, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds and the rivers flow with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, then come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!