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NoOneBornGay Minecraft SMP

discrimination, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, HUMAN RIGHTS, IMMORAL, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ stigma, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, No one is born gay, NoOneBornGay, sexual identity, sexual orientation, smp, social constructs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!

Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!

But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!

Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!

BroBro’s GF Not Invited Minecraft Server

advertising, Apology, Argument, BroBros, brothers girlfriend, CLASSY, designer items, fashion, gate keeping, high fashion, invited, job security, kardashian, Layoffs, Marketing, Minecraft, mom, plus one, rent clothes, sample sale, Server, size 12, social media, work event

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exclusive than a fashion sample sale? Look no further! Our server is so VIP, even Ana wouldn’t be allowed in (and trust us, you don’t want Ana causing drama in your virtual world).

Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?

So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).

PeePocalypseCraft

Bissell pet stain remover, car smell, change clothes, dog pee, easily angered, EMBARRASSING, fabric sofa, family room, febreze, guest bathroom, heartbroken, high functioning autistic, Home Depot, medical issue, nephew, nice furniture, peed on sofa, PeePocalypseCraft, professional cleaning, psychological issue, shop vacuum, talking to SIL, urine smell, WIBTA

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve peed on a fancy sofa? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can smell the urine wafting through your screen. Join now for the ultimate sensory experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so realistic that you’ll have to crack windows and drown in Febreze just to mask the smells your fellow players leave behind. It’s like living in a virtual urine-soaked sofa paradise!

And if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got it! Just like the dilemma of whether or not to tell your SIL that her son peed on your precious sofa, our server will have you questioning your morals and relationships at every turn.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only thing stinkier than the gameplay is the virtual upholstery!

FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft SMP

adult content, Cinematic, controversial, Discreet, film, FilmFlicksNSexMinecraft, hidden, Implied, Movie, plot twist, Provocative, sex scenes, smp, Subtle, Suggestive, Surprising, surprising scenes, surprising twist, unexpected, unexpected content, unexpected elements, unexpected moments

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	70

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Join our wild and wacky server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions! Fight off rebellious chickens, negotiate with power-hungry pigs, and try not to get caught in the crossfire of the llama mafia wars.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land searching for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be its next target, or will you outsmart this mischievous monster?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club run by a group of zombie DJs who spin the hottest tracks in the Nether. Dance the night away with your undead pals and show off your best zombie shuffle!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

KhaleesiCraft: Baby Redditors Unite!

babies, baby, Community, discussion, experiences, Fandom, fictional characters, Future, game of thrones, generation, Identity, internet, khaleesi, KhaleesiCraft, names, ONLINE, pop culture, reddit, redditors, social media, trends, Unique, unite

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is where all the Khaleesi babies will be flocking to in 10 years! That’s right, we are the chosen server for all the future rulers of the Seven Kingdoms.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Redditors named after fictional characters, who bring a whole new level of chaos and fun to the game. Imagine teaming up with Harry Potter, Katniss Everdeen, and Frodo Baggins to take on epic quests and battles.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this fantastical world!

UnluckyStone [Vanilla] [Griefed] {Zombie Apocalypse Edition} {Prank Wars} {Karaoke Nights} {Kitty Litter Mod}

active community, Apocalypse, Builds, Community, Diamond Economy, Donations, Edition, Events, explore the game, fresh discord, Fresh Server, Friendly, GRIEFED.., Karaoke, kitty, litter, Mature, minecraft youtubers, mod, nether tunnel, NIGHTS, prank, responsive staff, Semi Vanilla, Staff Team, trust-based, trusted community, Uhc, UnluckyStone, Vanilla, Wars, Whitelisted, zombie

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

LuckyGem SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
New 1.21 map	A friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins.
Active Community	Frequent events, competitions, and a mature staff team.
No Economy Plugin	Players can claim stalls and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
No Land Claim Plugin	Players can find and mark out free building spots without restrictions.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join LuckyGem SMP?

To join the server, you must apply via the Discord server at https://discord.gg/luckygem

Can I use teleportation on the server?

No, there is no teleportation plugin on the server. Players can travel by foot or use nether tunnel highways for faster travel.

Is there an economy system on the server?

There is no economy plugin on the server. Players can claim stalls and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.

How can I build on the server?

Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building. Everything on the server is built by players for players.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, LuckyGem SMP hosts weekly events, competitions, build competitions, and even UHC (Ultra Hardcore) matches.

Where can I find more information about the server?

Join the active Discord server at https://discord.gg/luckygem and connect to the Minecraft server at play.luckygemsmp.com

TankGurlz Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, Competition, courage, death sentence, determination, friendship, girls und panzer, gup, high school girls, military tactics, Minecraft, Mystery, Server, strategy, Survival, Suspense, tank warfare, TankGurlz, teamwork, Thread

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1305	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8697
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Towns Built:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who has been sentenced to death for building the ugliest house ever seen in Minecraft history! Witness the drama unfold as she desperately tries to redeem herself by creating the most epic castle you’ve ever laid eyes on.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover the treasure and change the course of Minecraft history forever?

Join our server now for a wild ride of chaos, adventure, and chicken politics like you’ve never seen before!

TestosteroneClash Minecraft SMP

Endocrine System, female hormones, high testosterone, hormonal balance, hormonal changes, hormonal disorders, hormonal fluctuations, hormonal health, hormonal imbalances in men, hormonal imbalances in women, hormonal regulation, hormone imbalance, low testosterone, male hormones, Minecraft, smp, testosterone deficiency, testosterone levels, testosterone levels in men, testosterone levels in women, Testosterone Production, testosterone therapy, TestosteroneClash

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5928	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP where high testosterone players battle it out against low testosterone players? It’s a showdown of epic proportions as the high T crew flex their muscles and the low T crew strategize their way to victory.

Join us for insane PvP battles where the high T players charge in headfirst, while the low T players sneakily outsmart their opponents. Will you be a muscle-bound warrior or a cunning mastermind? The choice is yours!

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to banish their enemies to the Nether realm.

So come on, join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world. Who will come out on top in the battle of High T vs Low T? Only time will tell…

Bridezilla’s Big Day Minecraft Server

1st time bride, 30 years together, aita, big, bridal updo, Bridezillas, civil ceremony, Day, family conflict, family dynamics, husband and wife, inlaws, long term relationship, Minecraft, mother of the groom, mountain wedding, older bride, professional hair styling, Server, Small wedding, wedding day, wedding day drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Ores Mined:	6213
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive in-laws who just won’t let things go? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave all your real-life drama behind.

On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most epic structures without any judgment from pesky mother-in-laws. Let go of all your frustrations and channel them into crafting the ultimate pixelated paradise.

And if you ever feel the need to put someone in their place, just remember that in Minecraft, you can literally build walls around them and trap them forever. Take that, nosy in-laws!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the blocky adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family of fellow players who will have your back no matter what. Just leave the drama at the door and pick up your pickaxe – it’s time to mine for some fun!

BabyVoiceExposed

acceptance, anime voice, Authenticity, baby voice, BabyVoiceExposed, Communication, Confrontation, Crush, FAKING, Friend, friendship, Hangout, Honesty, Insecurity, judgment, misunderstanding, Nervous, outing, Self-expression, social anxiety, Upset

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9106	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	147	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my friend’s sudden baby voice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience filled with surprises at every turn.

Just like my friend, who tried to pass off her baby voice as her real one, this server will keep you on your toes with its crazy antics. From hidden treasures to unexpected challenges, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And just like how my friends couldn’t help but notice my friend’s strange voice, you’ll be sure to make new friends and enemies on this server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated battle over a block of diamond!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as my friend’s sudden change in voice, join us now! Just remember, always be yourself – unless you can be a baby-voiced anime character, then go for it!