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ZenlessZoneMC Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Drawpile, Events, Ice-Jade Teapot, KB201 KB JPG, Master Tapes, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, Zenless, ZenlessZoneMC, Zone Zero General

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5196
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	6154	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. We’ve got more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. From “First-Class Customer Service” to “Immersive Tactical Drill,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, affordable housing, Boxabl, construction, controversy, disruptive, financial growth, housing market, innovation, investing, investment opportunities, Investors, long-term investment., Minecraft, modular homes, pod agenda, PodAgendaPioneer, potential risks, prefab homes, real estate, smp, Startup, Technology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

EmoPetFree Minecraft Server

anxiety, college roommate, Communication, dirty laundry, dog barking, dog shedding, dog sitter, dog walking, dog whining, EmoPetFree, emotional support animal, high-rise apartment, Keys, leasing company, Minecraft, personal space violations, RESPONSIBILITY, roommates, school break, Server, shared bedroom, vacation, vibrators

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and their furry friends? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure and excitement.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.

Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?

CraftyCash355

aita, borrowing money, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCash355, ethical dilemma, Favor, financial help, financial responsibility, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, impulsive spending, lending money, parents, peer pressure, personal finance, saving face, savings account, transparency, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are willing to do anything to save face, just like the friend in this story! Need to borrow some virtual diamonds to impress your virtual parents? No problem! Our players will gladly lend you some, as long as you promise not to get mad or upset with them 😂

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your virtual character falls off a cliff! From epic treasure hunts to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to borrow virtual money to save face with your virtual parents!

TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

2020, 9.1k, Automotive Industry, automotive news, car recalls, consumer safety, Counting, electric vehicles, MODEL X, Problem, Recalls, safety issue, second recall, Server, suvs, tesla, Tesla Motors, TeslaCraft, US, vehicle defects, vehicle maintenance, vehicle malfunction, vehicle repairs, vehicle safety

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	New Chunks Explored:	246460

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

HalliburtonCraft: CyberAttack LOL

cnn, Corporate Espionage, cyber defense, cyber threat, cyberattack, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital attack, disrupting systems, Energy Sector, HACKING, Halliburton, HalliburtonCraft, incident response, infrastructure disruption, it security, lol, network security, Oil giant, OIL INDUSTRY, Technology

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and crafting all day on ur regular old minecraft server? well, come join us on this EPIC server where u can mine and craft AND fight off cyberattacks from evil oil giants like Halliburton! yah, u heard me right. we got hackers tryna mess with our systems but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we defend our virtual world from cyber villains. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. so why wait? come join the fun and help us take down those pesky hackers once and for all!

FreeRentMC Server

Bridges, city, Classes, clingy landlord, confusion, dick, Driving, driving classes, free, FreeRentMC, funny, hentais, LANDLORD, offers, Organs, overpopulated, overpopulated city, rejection, Server, small town, TOWN

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of clingy landlords trying to offer you “driving classes” as a way to get closer to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from creepy landlords and their ulterior motives!

Join our server and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own city without any interference from nosy landlords. Plus, our server is so amazing that even the creepiest of landlords wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with a landlord who may or may not be after your organs.

EndgameMinecraftSMP

Analysis, Characters, Cliffhanger, Conclusion, Drama, Endgame, EndgameMinecraftSMP, Entertainment, Finale, Mystery, plot twist, resolution, series, speculation, Storyline, television, Television Show, theories, TV, tv show, what was their endgame

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and chaos at every turn! Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of why all the villagers have suddenly started breakdancing, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on our server – just remember to watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land! So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

CelebCrushCraze

Boundaries, CelebCrushCraze, celebrity crushes, celebrity obsession, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, emotional strain, Emotional support, healthy relationships, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health, partner’s feelings, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, self esteem, self worth, Trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	332295	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course).

Are you tired of typing away in the real world? Well, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using only emojis and memes. No more boring paragraphs, just pure chaotic fun!

Join us and unleash your inner asshole (in a playful way, of course). We encourage banter, jokes, and maybe even a little harmless flirting with other players. Who knows, you might find your virtual celebrity crush on our server and live out your wildest fantasies.

So come on, dive into our world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s build, fight, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places. See you in the game!

OopsCraft – History’s Biggest Blunder

avoidable, Biggest, blunder, catastrophe, consequential, critical error, DISASTROUS, error, hindsight, historical events, History, Historys, Impactful, lessons learned, MISTAKES, monumental, OopsCraft, Pivotal, pivotal moment, Regrettable, Significant, turning point, world-changing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Our server is filled with time-traveling villagers who have witnessed all the biggest mistakes in history firsthand. Want to see Julius Caesar accidentally trip and fall on his own sword? Or watch as the Titanic narrowly avoids hitting that pesky iceberg? Look no further than our server for all your historical mishap needs. Plus, our mini-games include reenactments of famous blunders like the invention of the wheel square and the construction of the Leaning Tower of Pisa without a level. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness history’s greatest fails in action – join our server today!