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OrderFailCraft

argument avoidance, Chipotle, Communication Issues, Consistency, dining habits, family dynamics, food preferences, food restrictions, Frustration, Gratitude, living with parents, meal preferences, misunderstandings, OrderFailCraft, parental relationships, picky eater, rent free living, specific diets, takeout orders, wrong order

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6917	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of your dad always getting your food order wrong? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about incorrect Chipotle orders again! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, including a Chipotle where you can customize your order to perfection every time. No more brown rice when you asked for white, no more fajitas when you wanted guac. Plus, our server has a special feature where you can pay for your meal in diamonds or emeralds – your choice! So come join us and leave the real world behind, where your dad’s food mix-ups are a thing of the past.

BlockHeadzCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Void Armor Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	117
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Have you ever seen someone build a house in Minecraft using only dirt blocks and cobblestone stairs? Yeah, that’s the kind of creativity you’ll find on our server. Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and meet players who are one pickaxe short of a full inventory. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. Don’t miss out on the wackiness – join now!

TaiwanTussleCraft

arms control, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, Military, military strategy, Négotiation, political tensions, SECURITY, superpower rivalry, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, talks, US, US-China relations

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a political showdown between China and the US over Taiwan! our players are like diplomats negotiating peace treaties one minute and launching missiles the next. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a wild ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us now for some crazy minecraft action!

DinoCraft: Harenadraco’s Nest

ancient history, Baruungoyot Formation, DinoCraft, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, evolutionary biology, Fossil discovery, Harenadraco prima, Harenadracos, Late Cretaceous, mongolia, Nemegt Basin, NEST, new genus, Palaeontologists, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, scientific research, troodontid dinosaur, troodontids, vertebrate paleontology

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecraft players! We got a server so lit, even dinosaurs wanna join! We got this new dino called Harenadraco prima, straight outta Mongolia, ready to wreck havoc in the Baruungoyot Formation. Troodontids be roaming around like they own the place, causing chaos and mayhem. Join our server and witness the epic battle between players and prehistoric beasts. Can you survive in a world where dinosaurs rule? Come on in and show off your Minecraft skills, but watch out for those sneaky troodontids! Let’s see if you got what it takes to conquer the Nemegt Basin and become the ultimate dino slayer!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!

Application Process, balanced rules, brooms, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, Mops, Nations, new players, Pickaxes, player events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, Seed reset, smp, Stories, Swords, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Potions Brewed:	85	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Janitors Closet SMP Overview

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player-made events, and more. It offers a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitors Closet SMP?	Janitor’s Closet SMP is a server for creating fantasy nations, engaging in diplomacy, war, and special events.
What makes Janitors Closet SMP unique?	The server offers a tightly knit community, balanced rules, and moderators for a great player experience.
What plugins are available on the server?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more are available for quality of life and enhancing roleplay.
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.

NuHeights Minecraft Server

Challenges, Competition, creativity, Evolution, Failure, Future, game development, games, Gaming, growth, Heights, Industry, innovation, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, Nữ, NuHeights, Potential, Server, Soft, soulless, success, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
Love Letters Sent:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the creators of Dark Souls can’t handle the intensity! They’ve become soulless just thinking about how awesome our server is.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule the land with an iron fist (or wing, in this case).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a mythical dragon who loves to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

SpikeCraft Minecraft Server

#Automotive, aftermarket modifications, Aftermarket Parts, aftermarket spikes, Automotive Industry, car accessories, car community, car customization, car detailing, car enthusiasts, car maintenance, car parts, car upgrades, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, SpikeCraft, spikes, vehicle enhancements, vehicle modifications

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	108	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	107	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got aftermarket spikes that will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. Trust us, once you’ve seen these spikes in action, you’ll never want to play on a normal server again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-wielding llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. Join our server and you just might find yourself caught up in a llama-led revolution unlike anything you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with spikes, llamas, and endless adventure!

DadGF Drama: Lost & Found

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DadGF, Defending, Divorce, Drama, family, father figure, Girlfriend, grandson, Humiliation, Lies, Lost, loyalty, parenting, relationships, Respect, social media, standing up, step parent, VALUES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee a drama-free zone! Just like how this player stood up for their mom, you can stand up for what’s right in our server too. Join us and show off your skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in our server? Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

MoneyCraft Server

affluent communities, affluent living, dream location, exclusive neighborhoods, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant residences, high-end real estate, lavish accommodations, lavish lifestyle, luxurious living, luxury destinations, luxury living, millionaire’s paradise, MoneyCraft, opulent living, premium living, Server, top-tier living, ultimate dream home, unlimited funds, upscale living, wealthy neighborhoods

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	4190
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring old house made of bricks and mortar? Come join our Minecraft server and build your dream mansion made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds! With unlimited money (in the form of in-game currency, of course), you can live like a Minecraft king or queen!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle giant chickens in epic boss fights, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?)

Creepin’ and Eatin’

appropriate, awkward, Communication, conversation starters, CREEPIN, dinner party, dinner table, double entendre, eatin, Etiquette, flirty, funny, humor, innuendo, Intimacy, Naughty, relationships, RISQUE, sex, social norms, taboo, Witty

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Spears Created:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Are you ready to join the most wild and wacky Minecraft server out there? Our server is so lit, you’ll be saying “pass the salt” and “oh baby, that’s the spot” in the same breath!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week, and don’t even get us started on our legendary hot tub parties in the Nether realm.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for enchanted items. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve haggled with a llama for a diamond sword.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure – and maybe a side of mashed potatoes.