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LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Closure, Emotional healing, emotional release, eye irritation, forgiveness, good times, Healing Process, inner peace, LetGoCraftsMinecraftSMP, letting go, Memories, moving forward, moving on, moving past grief, Nostalgia, personal growth, Releasing, Self Discovery, self reflection

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.

NoBroRideVacay

adhd, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, INCONVENIENCE, late arrival, NoBroRideVacay, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, sacrifice, Schedule, sibling, sibling dynamics, unruly teenager

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crops Grown:	9815	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of babysitting your unruly 15-year-old brother on family road trips? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos and embark on epic adventures without any annoying siblings tagging along!

Join our server and leave the drama behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to broken phones and laptops, and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Our server is the perfect getaway for those who crave peace and quiet, away from the madness of family trips. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected passengers hopping into your virtual car ride.

LootLottery Minecraft SMP

celebration, dream, EXCITEMENT, financial freedom, first thing, Fortunate, Generosity, goals, Happiness, indulgence, jackpot, life changing, LootLottery, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Plans, smp, unexpected, winning, Wishes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should do is join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in players who can do the floss dance in real life. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie your way into the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockbusterMemories

BlockbusterMemories, Cinematic, dramatic, emotional, Enduring, forever.., Haunting, heart-wrenching, iconic, Impactful, influential, Lasting, memorable, movie scene, poignant, Powerful, Significant, Timeless, unforgettable

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5257

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	149
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Alien Abductions:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	122
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Love Letters Sent:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	300	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.