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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

boomer, BoomerCraft, late to Touhou, Minecraft, Popular, Server, starting Touhou, touhou, Touhou art, Touhou characters, Touhou community, Touhou conventions, Touhou doujinshi, Touhou fan events, Touhou fanbase, Touhou fandom, Touhou fanworks, Touhou gameplay, Touhou games, Touhou lore, Touhou memes, Touhou merchandise, Touhou music

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you a 27-year-old boomer looking to dive into the magical world of Touhou? Well, fear not, my friend, because it’s never too late to join the party! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Touhou fanatic and show off your danmaku skills.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling cute girls with deadly powers, dodging bullets like a pro, and immersing yourself in the enchanting music and art of the Touhou universe. Plus, rumor has it that Marisa Kirisame herself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a spell card duel!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the Touhou madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Touhou master and earn the title of Gensokyo’s greatest boomer!

LOLcraft Minecraft Server

Communication, competitive, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, I played, leisure, lol, LolCraft, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pastime, Reflexes, Server, skill-building, socializing, strategy, teamwork, these, video games, virtual world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1800	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, or even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our server is so wacky, even the creepers wear party hats and breakdance when they explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies, a hot tub filled with lava for the ultimate relaxation experience, and a petting zoo where you can cuddle with baby creepers and endermen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless you need to go eat some cake made out of diamonds – yes, we have that too)!

MomVsStepMom Minecraft Server

blended families, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, exclusion, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, family relationships, Jealousy, Minecraft, MomVsStepMom, parental favoritism, parental relationships, pre-wedding activities, Server, sibling relationships, stepfamily dynamics, stepmother issues, toxic behavior, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding preparations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	113	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a stepmom and her stepkids.

Watch as the stepmom tries to outshine the real mom at every school event, birthday party, and family gathering. Will she succeed in her quest to become the favorite parent, or will the kids continue to shut her out of their lives?

With more petty drama than a reality TV show, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on in and witness the chaos unfold – just make sure to leave your matching outfits at home!

SibSquadSitterGoneAustria

Austria, Burnout, caretaking, Conflict, emergency, family, Friends, Funeral, high school, oldest daughter syndrome, overreacting, parents, RELATIVES, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, school responsibilities, selfish, Siblings, SibSquadSitterGoneAustria, Strain, University

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the oldest sibling! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and surviving – just like trying to keep up with 10 younger siblings!

Need a break from the chaos of family responsibilities? Come escape to our server and let loose with some blocky fun. We promise, no one will ask you to babysit a bunch of virtual siblings here!

Embark on quests, team up with other players, and explore our virtual world without the stress of real-life obligations. Because let’s face it, taking care of 10 siblings while juggling school and university is no easy feat – even for the most seasoned Minecraft player!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner child (or responsible older sibling) run wild. Who knows, you might even find some virtual siblings to take care of – but this time, they won’t eat all your virtual snacks!

FingerGunz Minecraft Server

Bang Bang, finger guns, finger pistols, FingerGunz, Firearm, funny, Gestures, gun fingers, hand gesture, handguns, humor, imagination, make believe, Minecraft, pew pew, pistols, playful, playful gestures, PRETEND, pretend play, Server, shooting simulation, weapons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	New Chunks Explored:	583257
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Towns Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of your boring old finger guns just shooting out imaginary bullets? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your finger guns are upgraded to shoot out explosive TNT! That’s right, no more pew pew, now it’s BOOM BOOM!

Join our server and show off your finger gun skills by taking down creepers, zombies, and even other players with your explosive firepower. But be careful, because with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional accidental crater in the ground).

So if you’re ready to take your finger guns to the next level and blow up everything in sight, then join our server today! Just remember to always aim responsibly and watch out for any stray chickens that might get caught in the crossfire. See you in the game, explosive fingers!

BlockyOffender69

Accountability, behavior evaluation, BlockyOffender69, character analysis, Character development, consequences, controversy, criminal, criminal behavior, dark side, Ethics, fictional character, fictional universe, fictional world, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, legal consequences, morality, Real Life, registered sex offender, societal norms

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	9339	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guest appearance from everyone’s favorite fictional character – the one and only Spongebob Squarepants! But watch out, because in real life, Spongebob would definitely be a registered sex offender. Join our server to see what kind of shenanigans he gets up to in the virtual world! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

tokyo dating app minecraft server

app, birthrate, Boost, DATING, dating app, demographics, Government, innovation, Japan, Launch, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Population, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social experiment, Technology, TOKYO, Tokyo government

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Tantrum-Free Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, family dynamics, Maturity, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, personal growth, self-care, Stress Management, TantrumFree, teenager, Understanding, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	442
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your teenager’s dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you forgetting all about your kid’s C grade.

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about your work meetings and your teenager’s emotional outbursts. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t scream and cry when you’re trying to focus.

And if your teenager tries to interrupt your gaming session, just tell them to take a hike to the Nether! Our server is a safe haven from real-world drama, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll need to apologize for is not joining sooner. Let’s block and roll, baby!

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server

assets, beneficiaries, bequests, childfree, Childless, Decision making, distribution, end of life, Estate Planning, family, future planning, Inheritance, KidlessCraft, Legacy, loved ones, Minecraft, Next of Kin, passing on, personal belongings, RELATIVES, Server, wealth, wills

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to the childless? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the struggle of not having anyone to pass your diamonds down to when you kick the bucket. Join us for a chance to build your virtual empire without worrying about pesky heirs stealing your loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of immortal wolves who will protect your belongings for all eternity. So come on, join us and live out your child-free Minecraft dreams!

BlockyJobGone

BlockyJobGone, Burnout, Career Change, constant conflicts, constant stress, declining mental health, feeling stuck, feeling unappreciated, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of growth opportunities, lack of passion, lack of recognition, loss of motivation, negative impact on physical health, no room for advancement, no support from management, poor work-life balance, time to quit, toxic work environment

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	970
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

When you start dreaming about quitting your job and opening a llama farm in Minecraft instead, it’s definitely time to join our server! Our llamas are top-notch farmers and will help you harvest crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, our virtual office parties are legendary – last week, we had a dance-off with the Ender Dragon and let’s just say, he’s got some moves! So say goodbye to your boring job and hello to a world where llamas rule and the only deadline is when the sun sets in Minecraft. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!