CouchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and pure madness!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players dressed in nothing but diamond armor and tutus, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Twerk” competition where the best twerking statue wins a prize!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary “Hnnngggg” dungeon where players must face off against a horde of horny creepers and seductive skeletons. Can you survive the lust-filled onslaught and come out victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

Abuse, Attention, Bear, BLEW, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, CraftyCreeper101, creeper, crime, Government, House, injustice, Kids, Maduro, Manipulation, Mind, Minecraft, pizzagate, Politics, Propaganda, rape, scandal, Silence, smp, Time, Truth, Venezuela, Victims, Week

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6483	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

CreeperCursedLand

Affliction, Bad Luck, CreeperCursedLand, CURSE, grudge, hatred, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Malice, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Retribution, Revenge, Spite, Suffering, Torment, Vengeance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ores Mined:	7729
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner prankster and wreak havoc on your enemies in the most hilarious ways possible!

Imagine trapping your nemesis in a never-ending loop of falling anvils or turning their entire base into a giant maze filled with exploding chickens. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and let your creativity run wild as you come up with the most outrageous curses to make your enemies regret ever crossing you. Who needs revenge when you have a Minecraft server full of devious tricks up your sleeve? Let the trolling begin!

HaderaCraft: No Fly Zone

airspace closure, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense operations, escalation, Fly, Geopolitical, Hadera, HaderaCraft, Israel, Israeli Air Force, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military escalation, national security, North Israel, regional instability, restricted airspace, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8630
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

lol so like, this server is so epic that even Israel had to close their airspace cuz they couldn’t handle the craziness happenin’ in the North! like, mobs be takin’ over and creepers be explodin’ everywhere! u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the epicness and survive the chaos! plus, u might even see some flying pigs or talking cows, cuz this server is on a whole nother level of insanity! come join us and see for urself, u won’t regret it!

Nebis MC

Earth, Earth SMP Wars Alliances Money Alcohol Community PvP Survival Roleplay Quests Building Exploration Economy Farming Crafting Adventure Custom plugins Mini-games Towns Land claiming, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mines Excavated:	1506
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	185

Nebis MC, a simple Earth SMP. Wars, alliances, money, alcohol, we have it all. Join today for an unforgettable experience, together with the fun and friendly community.

mc.nebis.pw

Dinosaurs

armor, Curseforge, Dino, Dinos, Dinosaur, Dinosaurs, Discord, Modpack, Ores, Roaming, Survival, Tools

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

new modpack with roaming dinosaurs! + extra ores for more armor and tools!JOIN THE DISCORD FOR THE MODPACK! MUST USE CURSEFORGE!!

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khaz.ftb.host

Hermit Ruins: Where Adults Cry and Ignore Each Other (no fancy stuff) 1.21

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	2684
Dragon Eggs Found:	4811	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Overview

Features	Description
Friendly People	All members are kind, mature, and welcoming of all people.
Vanilla Plus	We have handpicked datapacks that add quality of life changes without game-breaking features.
Mature Community	Whitelisted server for a safe environment, recommended for players 16+.
Redstone Ready	Server running on 1.21 Fabric, optimized for redstone contraptions.
Easy Connectivity	24/7 uptime, no mods required but Simple Voice Chat recommended for better communication.
Fun	Community projects, game nights, and server-wide events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the discord link provided, fill out the application, and read the rules.
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft 1.21 with Fabric.
Are there any game-breaking plugins?	No, the server only uses vanilla enhancements and datapacks.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Players are recommended to be at least 16 years old.
Are there scheduled maintenance times?	The server is only down for routine backups throughout the day.

CraftyLambda Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	9333

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Lambdadelta thread for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension made entirely of candy. They battled evil gingerbread men and rode unicorns made of cotton candy. It was a sugar rush like no other!

But that’s not all! We also have a PvP arena where players can battle it out on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So come join us on Lambdadelta thread for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – CreeperCraft Chronicles

Chronicles, Creepercraft, DAWNTRAIL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Final Fantasy XIV Players, Final Fantasy XIV Updates, Free Companies, Gaming, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahdong Open Tournament, Mahjong Lounge, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, online gaming, patch notes, Resources, Savage Raiding, smp, xivg, zurvan

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	201

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the patch notes are more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added new mobs that drop diamonds like it’s raining bling, and the Ender Dragon now wears a top hat for a fancy touch.

In-game Events: Savage Raiding begins today, where players must battle it out with nothing but wooden swords and leather armor. Will you survive the chaos?

Meetups: Join us on August 3rd for the Zurvan, Materia Gold Saucer, Mahjong Lounge meetup. Compete in the /xivg/ Mahdong Open Tournament for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community crazier than a pack of zombie villagers on a caffeine high? Join us and let the shenanigans begin!

HouseworkHustlerz

Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, domestic responsibilities, equality, Frustration, Gender Roles, household chores, household duties, Household Management, household responsibilities, housework, HouseworkHustlerz, Marriage, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sharing tasks, teamwork, working together

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	5443	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mines Excavated:	4209	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housework drama is non-existent and the only thing overflowing is our creativity!

Join us and leave all your real-life chores behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword.

Our server is the perfect escape for anyone tired of waiting for their partner to fold the clothes or do the dishes. We promise no one will ever ask you to find their underwear while you’re busy fighting off creepers.

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and exploring endless possibilities. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!

No apologies needed here, just grab your pickaxe and let’s start this epic adventure together!

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