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HeartbreakCraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	193
Zombie Dances:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Animals Bred:	177	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyBargains

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

ConservativeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Canada, Canadian politics, Conservative parliamentarians, ConservativeCraft, Democracy, election, Ethics, federal inquiry, foreign influence, foreign interference, Government, inquiry, Interference, investigation, justin trudeau, Minecraft, political corruption, political ethics., political scandal, scandal, Server, trudeau

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

AutismCraft: Rob’s Redemption

advocacy, autism, AutismCraft, Awareness, conviction, criminal justice, DAUGHTER, death penalty, Demeanor, disability, EXECUTION, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, justice system, Legal System, medical crisis, mental health, misjudgments, neurodiversity, Redemption, Robert Roberson, Robs, wrongful conviction

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Love Letters Sent:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	3729	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

join our minecraft server and save robert roberson from his impending doom! he needs your help to escape from the evil clutches of the misjudging judges who think he’s guilty just because he has autism. build him a fortress, mine for diamonds to bribe the guards, and create a secret underground tunnel to sneak him out. only you can prevent this injustice from happening, so join now and be a hero in the most epic minecraft rescue mission ever!

Monarch Migration Madness

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have MONARCH BUTTERFLIES as our main attraction! watch as they fly around in their majestic beauty, but be careful not to get too close or they might steal your diamonds!

our server is so lit that even the monarch butterflies can’t resist joining in on the fun. they love to participate in our weekly butterfly dance parties where they show off their sick moves and flutter around like there’s no tomorrow.

if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary monarch butterfly king who rules over all the other butterflies with his iron winged fist. he’s a tough cookie, but if you show him some love and bring him some nectar, he might just let you join his royal court.

so come on down to our server and witness the beauty and majesty of the monarch butterflies in all their glory. who needs diamonds when you have butterflies, amirite?

Tempest Realm

Balanced Experience, Cosmetics, Crafting, custom boss rooms, custom server, Dynamic economy, Economy, English-speaking community, Events, Exploring, farmable skins, Farming, French speaking community, international players, MCMMO, multilingual support, pay to win, Progression System, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	781	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Emeralds Found:	6740
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

—–The server is still under development—– — Looking for Staff ! Discord for more Infos ! — Tempest Realm is a custom Minecraft server offering a balanced, chill experience with a focus on cosmetics. Earn fully farmable skins and items that let you stand out, with no pay-to-win mechanics. Enjoy custom boss rooms, a dynamic economy, and both PvE and PvP content.

Our progression system rewards dedication, making every achievement feel earned. Whether you love farming, crafting, or exploring, Tempest Realm has something for you.

We welcome players from around the world, with full support for both English and French-speaking communities.

Features: Farmable Cosmetics Custom Boss Rooms Dynamic Economy PvE & PvP Events Multilingual Community (English/French)

tempestrealm.com

CometSMP

CometSMP, Cosmetic Items, Customization, equal advantage, Fair Gameplay, pay to win free, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

CometSMP is a survival server built for players who believe in fair gameplay. The server is entirely pay to win free, ensuring that all players have a fair and equal advantage. Comet offers a wide range of cosmetic items, allowing players to customize their experience.

play.cometsmp.net

Mainstay: Where even the creepers vote on who gets whitelisted! Join us for a Java 1.21.1 adventure with proximity voice and no age restrictions. Disclaimer: No chat reports allowed!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8097
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Here is the information presented in a nicely formatted HTML table:

Mainstay Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods
Proximity Voice Chat
No Age Restriction
Community-Focused Gameplay

Be Kind and Respectful – We maintain a zero-tolerance policy for bullying or toxic behavior.
Play Fair – No hacking, cheating, or using mods that provide unfair advantages.
No Griefing – Pranks are fine, but make sure they’re lighthearted and don’t cause harm.
Stay Thoughtful – Clean up after yourself, and be mindful of others when building or gathering resources.

Interested in Joining?

If Mainstay sounds like the place for you, join our Discord to apply and keep up with server announcements, including the exact launch date! We’re excited to welcome new players into our growing community and can’t wait to see what we’ll build together.

Discord: https://discord.gg/haW9YQKCjJ

And here are some FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. Can players vote on changes and new features on the server? – Yes, players have the ability to collaborate and shape the future of the server through voting on potential changes and new features.

2. Is there an age restriction to join the Mainstay server? – There is no strict age limit on the server, as inclusivity is valued. As long as players can act responsibly, they are welcome to join.

3. What version of Minecraft does the Mainstay server run on? – The server runs on Java 1.21.1 with some datapacks and mods to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.

4. Are there any specific rules that players must follow on the Mainstay server? – Yes, players must adhere to rules such as being kind and respectful, playing fair without hacking or cheating, avoiding griefing, and staying thoughtful in their interactions with others.

5. How can I join the Mainstay server? – To join the Mainstay server, players can apply through the Discord server link provided and stay updated on server announcements, including the launch date.

Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5958
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!