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DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

Astronomy, astronomy discoveries, astronomy facts, celestial bodies, copernicus, earth revolves, EarthRevolve, galileo, Galileo Galilei, geocentrism, heliocentric model, heliocentrism, Minecraft, Nicolaus Copernicus, Orbit, Planets, Science, scientific revolution, Server, solar system, space exploration, Sun

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	587299
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

addiction, balance, better, Communication, connectivity, Digital Detox, distraction, internet, Life, mental health, mindfulness, NoSocialLifeMC, ONLINE, personal growth, productivity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Social Interaction, social media, society, Technology

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!

MineJojo’s Adventure Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

We didn’t include Joseph’s best line in the anime because we have our own epic lines that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Picture this: you’re building a house and suddenly a chicken wearing sunglasses walks up to you and says, “Hey, can I borrow some feathers for my disco party?” That’s the kind of random humor you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail to answer correctly and you’ll be turned into a block of cheese for the troll’s lunch!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Joseph’s best line when you have a chicken in sunglasses asking for feathers?