Craig Schoettler Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	963	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	249	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Emeralds Found:	3235
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2513	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	169

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.