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CraftyChick Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Minecraft all day long? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that you will be the one kicking butt! Our players are so skilled that they haven’t been kicked out of the game all day, they’ve been kicking the shit out of everyone else! Join us if you want to be part of the most epic battles, the craziest adventures, and the most outrageous victories. Who needs a break when you can break blocks and break records on our server? Join now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion!

CraftyChick Minecraft Server

alt women, Angry, attraction, conservative men, control, CraftyChick, desire, double standards, Ella Emhoff, empowerment, feminism, FEMINIST, free-spirited, liberal, liberal feminist, Minecraft, Misogyny, rural PA, Server, Sexuality, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server where alt/feminist/liberal/free-spirited women like Ella Emhoff roam free and drive the conservative men wild. We promise you’ll be so horny, you won’t be able to control yourself!

Our server is filled with insane stories of rural PA where conservative men couldn’t resist the temptation of a liberal feminist, even though they hated her guts. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyChick

character-driven, CraftyChick, deep dive, emotional, female perspective, femceI, First-Person, inner thoughts, internal monologue, INTIMATE, introspection, Introspective, narrative, personal journey, POV, Psychological, Self Discovery, self reflection, storytelling, unique perspective, woman’s voice

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8228
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but the usual survival and creative modes? Well, have we got a treat for you!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even a few friendly spiders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers. 😉

BlockBuddiesUnited

befriending, BlockBuddiesUnited, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, FRIENDSHIPS, hidden agendas, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of empathy, Manipulation, negative energy, red flags, Selfishness, signs to watch for, toxic relationships, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy friendships, warning signs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.

But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

GreenGrieferz: $4.9M Anti-Racism Plan!

4.9M, action plan, anti-racism, AntiRacism, community support, denmark, Denmark racism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fight racism, government initiative, GreenGrieferz, Greenland, Greenlanders, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, minority rights, Nordic countries, Plan, Racial equality, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark is going all out to fight racism against Greenlanders with a $4.9M action plan! And guess what? Our server is like, the ultimate safe space for all Greenlanders to come and build epic igloos and ride polar bears together! Plus, we have this secret underground club where we throw wild parties with DJ penguins and glow-in-the-dark ice cubes. So, like, join now and be part of this historic movement to end discrimination against our icy friends! #GreenlandersUnite #PolarBearParty

Obese Appetite Busters Server

Appetite, appetite-related hormones, Busters, Drugs, Exercise, hormones, INCREASE, influence, Males, mimic, moderate-intensity exercise, obese, obesity, perceptions, Server, Significant, Successful, weight loss, weight loss drugs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ores Mined:	1062

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

Artistic Melodies 1.21.2

1.21.2, artist, Artistic, Artistic development, artistic expression, artistic fulfillment, Artistic journey, Artistic process, ARTISTRY, creativity, Dedication, growth, Melodies, motivation, Music, musician, Passion, Practice, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-criticism, skill development, talent

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1566	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7614
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why waste time worrying about being desensitized when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with us?

Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?

Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

BabyDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, baby drama, BabyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, dad, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, Group Chat, long distance, Minecraft, misunderstanding, new baby, Pregnancy, Respect, rude behavior, Server, sibling, Social Interaction, ultrasound pictures

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	51
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Items Found:	3627	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Towns Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unnecessary baby weight debates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!

Dadzilla’s Demands: No Way, Jose!

adult children, Boundaries, cheating allegations, compassion, controlling behavior, Dadzillas, Demands, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, Generational conflict, honoring parents, Jose, long-term consequences, messy relationships, parental control, parental expectations, personal autonomy, personal growth, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and controlling parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life chaos and dive into a world where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!

SelfLoveCraft SMP

self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft, smp

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magic Items Found:	1653	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And get this, the admins are actually aliens in disguise! They communicate through telepathy and can grant you three wishes if you find their hidden spaceship. Plus, every full moon, a giant pizza falls from the sky and everyone has a massive feast. It’s like a never-ending party, bro. So, what do you like most about yourself? Join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	8510
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine

Allies, arms transfer, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Israel, military aid, military assistance, missile defense, MissileCraft, Patriot missiles, SECURITY, Sending, Support, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3796
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!

Height Fish Haven

Animals, Aquatic, Creatures, Environment, fear, Fish, fish behavior, Haven, height, Heights, irrational, irrational fear, marine life, Nature, Ocean, oceanography, Phobia, Psychology, sea, swimming, Underwater, Water

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Zombie Dances:	8

so, like, imagine a world where fish can fly, dude. that’s the kind of crazy shiz you’ll find on our server. we’ve got flying fish, talking pigs, and dancing creepers. it’s a total party, bro.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, or building a house out of giant mushrooms. we’ve got unicorns, dragons, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity. come on, do it for the flying fish. they deserve to conquer their fear of heights.