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AutisticCraft: Uncle Edition

autism, AutisticCraft, Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crush, Edition, emotional intelligence, emotional outburst, explosive anger, family dynamics, friendship, hurtful behavior, Jealousy, long-standing issues, patience, personal boundaries, regret, Resentment, self reflection, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like the protagonist in this wild story. From crushes on family members to explosive arguments, our server offers a unique blend of chaos and entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Dive into the drama and join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as the one described above!

ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP

being late, dumb excuses, ExcuseMeLateMinecraftSMP, funny excuses, lame excuses, late arrival, late for appointment, late for class, late for date, late for deadline, late for event, late for interview, late for meeting, late for presentation, late for school, late for work, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, tardiness, true excuses, unbelievable excuses

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who’s always late because he said he got stuck in a tree in the game and couldn’t find his way down. And then there was this other guy who said he was late because a creeper blew up his house and he had to rebuild it from scratch. Like, what even bro? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. So come join us and let’s have a blast together, even if you have to come up with some ridiculous excuse for being late, we won’t judge, we’ll just laugh our butts off together. Let’s do this!

CoupCraft2020

abuse of power, Accountability, authoritarianism, consequences, coup attempt, CoupCraft2020, Democracy, fbi, Government, insurrection, investigation, Jan 6th case, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Manipulation, political corruption, RESPONSIBILITY, RETALIATION, trump

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server where we have FBI agents running around trying to catch Trump for his shenanigans on Jan 6th. Will Trump escape or will justice prevail? Join now to find out and maybe even help Trump build a wall to keep the FBI out! It’s gonna be huge, believe me.

TariffTangoCraft

Agreement, agreements, agreements in progress, bilateral agreements, Canada, conditions, DECEMBER, DELAY, economic diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, TariffTangoCraft, Trade, trade deals, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9353	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mines Excavated:	2688
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so like, imagine this, you’re mining away in this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you stumble upon a secret cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s a catch! you gotta defeat a giant chicken boss to claim your loot.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with mobs dancing to funky tunes? yeah, that’s right.

but wait, there’s more! every player gets their own pet dragon that can fly them around the map and breathe fire on their enemies. how cool is that?

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join the annual treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life diamond (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?)

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). trust me, you won’t regret it!

Sky Below You Land

Above, Aerial, astronomical, atmosphere, below, Celestial, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, Earth’s sky, earthbound, HORIZON, Land, perspective, planet, SKY, Skyward, Space, Universe, vast, vastness, view

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the sky is below you like wut even is gravity here? u can build ur house upside down and confuse ur friends like crazy. we got flying pigs that drop diamonds when u pet them and lava that turns into chocolate milk when u touch it. also, our server is guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers from its eyes to protect us from creepers. so come on over and experience the most mind-blowing minecraft world ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but then u can just blame it on the flying pigs.

Thugcraft

blocks, Classes, classic, Cosmetics, Direction, Duping, Gamemodes, Hack, lagging, Leaf decay, Lucky, Mods, Player Teleports, power, PvP, quality of life, Shift, Skywars, smp, Thugcraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1747	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5468	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Thugcraft Server Overview

Server Name	Thugcraft
Features	Quality of life mods, non-p2w, KitPvP, LuckySkywars
IP Address	thugcraftmc.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What mods does the server have?
Can players buy gameplay advantages with real money?	No, the server is entirely non-p2w with only cosmetic items available.
What are the different gamemodes available?	KitPvP where you can fight and build in a boxed arena with 6 unique classes, and LuckySkywars which is a twist on classic skywars with lucky blocks.
Are hack clients, duping, or server lag allowed?	No, these actions are not permitted on the server.

Streamed Kingdoms 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Content Creator, digital content, Entertainment, excessive streaming, internet, Kingdoms, live broadcast, Live streaming, online entertainment, online streaming, online video, social media, streamed, Streamer, streaming, streaming platform, Technology, twitch, video content, video games, video streaming

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Items Found:	4808
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Bro, if you’re tired of your girl streaming all day and ignoring you, come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your relationship!

Join us for some blocky fun and escape the never-ending stream of her talking to strangers online.

Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

Trust me, this server is the therapy you didn’t know you needed.

MomEnabler27 Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, Behavior, brother, college failure, Communication Issues, Disappointment, Enabling, family conflict, family dynamics, financial problems, Frustration, growing up, Job Search, Minecraft, MomEnabler27, Parental Responsibility, quit job, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Struggling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Animals Bred:	109	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your family life and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Are you tired of your older brother mooching off your mom and refusing to grow up? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where he actually contributes and gets a job!

Join us and build a mansion for your mom, who is struggling to make ends meet because of your lazy brother. Show her what it’s like to have a responsible family member who actually helps out around the house.

Let’s turn your brother’s constant partying into a productive activity by organizing virtual events and parties on our server. Maybe he’ll finally realize that there’s more to life than just eating, sleeping, and going out with friends.

So come on over and escape the real world drama by creating your own hilarious and outrageous stories on our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe your brother will even learn a thing or two about responsibility in the process!

KanyeCraft SMP: Nude at Grammys?

2025 grammys, artistic expression, body positivity, boundary-pushing, celebrity news, controversy, crossing the line, Entertainment, fashion statement, freedom of expression, Grammys, kanye west, KanyeCraft, Music (Industry), Nude, public reaction, red carpet, shock factor, smp, social media buzz, tabloid headlines, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

OMG guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP where Kanye West’s wife showed up nude at the 2025 Grammys?! Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you join our server, you might just see some wild stuff like that too! We have naked Grammy parties every Friday night, it’s lit! Plus, our server is run by a group of llamas who are secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff in Minecraft. So come join us for a wacky time and maybe you’ll even get to meet Kanye West’s wife herself, naked and all! #GrammysGoneWild #LlamaAliens #MinecraftMadness 🤪🦙👽🎮

EduGoneTrumped

administration, controversial decisions, current events, dismantle, Education Department, education funding, Education reform, education system, educational reform efforts, EduGoneTrumped, federal agencies, Government, Plans, policy changes, policy implications, political agenda, Politics, president trump, public opinion, public schools, us politics

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life worries behind as you embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where President Trump is secretly plotting to dismantle the Education Department…or maybe he’s just trying to find diamonds, who knows? Either way, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun)!