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Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1309
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	5627	Players Killed by Monsters:	9271
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Votes:	4229
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1519
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Potions Brewed:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	8996	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	115	Farms Harvested:	266
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	222
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	583	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Votes:	1955
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	9590	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

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