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The Audacious Bitch on Minecraft SMP

AUDACIOUS, Audacity, BETRAYAL, Bitch, controversy, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, done for her, Drama, forget, Forgive, holobros, hololive, how dare, ingrateful bitch, internet culture, lord yagoo, Minecraft, scandal, smp, ungrateful, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, chaos, and a sprinkle of insanity!

Join us on this wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Lord Yagoo. Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword will have the power to banish all haters and trolls from the server for eternity!

But beware, for there are whispers of a secret society known as the Holobros who will stop at nothing to protect their beloved Lord Yagoo. Will you join forces with them or will you dare to challenge their authority?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, Holobros do not forgive, Holobros do not forget!

SacrificeSMP – Unexpected Rewards

fulfilling sacrifices, personal growth, rewarding sacrifice, Rewards, sacrifices that pay off, sacrifices with meaning, sacrifices with purpose, sacrifices with rewards, sacrifices worth making, SacrificeSMP, Self Discovery, surprising sacrifices, unexpected, unexpected benefits, unexpected blessings, unexpected gains, unexpected gifts, unexpected joys, unexpected lessons, unexpected outcomes, unexpected rewards, unexpected sacrifice

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	3274	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is giving up your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take sacrifices to a whole new level! Join us and sacrifice your favorite pet chicken to summon a rare mythical creature that will grant you epic loot and powers beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him in battle and claim his golden egg, rumored to contain the power to control all chickens in the world!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy sacrifices and epic battles, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate sacrifice master!

MedievalWiFiCraft

adaptation, Adventure, ancient world, Communication, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, historical, historical research, innovation, internet, knowledge, MedievalWiFiCraft, past, Smartphone, Survival, Technology, time machine, time slip, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel meets technology! Imagine being able to explore a world from 500 years ago while still being able to check your Instagram feed and watch cat videos on YouTube.

Join us for epic quests where you can use your smartphone to outsmart ancient civilizations and conquer kingdoms with the power of memes. Build your own time machine and travel to different eras to collect rare items and show off your futuristic gadgets.

But beware, there are dangers lurking in the past, from pixelated dinosaurs to medieval creepers. Will you survive and thrive in this wacky world where history meets hi-tech? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, BLOCK, civil liberties, clamps down, Democracy, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Minecraft, Nigeria, northern cities, opposition movement, Party, Police Brutality, Political unrest, pro-Putin, pro-Russia, protest suppression, Protesters, Putins, Semafor, Server, social justice

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LISTEN TO THIS WACKY STORY! SO, ONCE UPON A TIME, A BUNCH OF NIGERIAN PROTESTERS DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, THEY WERE ALL ABOUT SUPPORTING RUSSIA AND PUTIN IN THE GAME! BUT THEN, THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT GOT WIND OF IT AND SHUT THEM DOWN! NOW, THESE PROTESTERS ARE LOOKING FOR A NEW PLACE TO BUILD THEIR VIRTUAL EMPIRE! THAT’S WHERE OUR SERVER COMES IN! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW LOLZ ALONG THE WAY! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW! (DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL POLITICS INVOLVED, JUST MINECRAFT FUN!)

NukeCraft: China’s Power Play

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, Chinas, climate change, construction, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Future, Global, growth, Infrastructure, innovation, nuclear power, nukecraft, Play, power, power plants, progress, renewable energy, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more power plants than china, yea you heard that right! we building nukes left and right while everyone else be stallin’.

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging radioactive waste, now that’s what i call a challenge! our server is so lit, you’ll be glowing in the dark for days.

plus, we got creeper armies armed with mini nukes, so watch out for those explosive surprises. join now and become the ultimate nuclear warrior in our crazy world. nuclear power, baby!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

bereavement, blocktopia, burial, coping with death, death, Dying, end of life, final breath, Funeral, Grief, hospice care, last moments, Loss, Minecraft, mortality, palliative care, passing away, Sadness, saying goodbye, Server, sorrow, Terminal Diagnosis, terminal illness

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchantments Applied:	299	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, things are literally dying to meet you! That’s right, zombies, skeletons, creepers – you name it, they’re all just waiting for you to come and join the fun!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ways to protect yourself from the undead horde. From enchanted diamond armor to potions that make you invisible, you’ll have everything you need to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

And if fighting mobs isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained. How about riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at your friends? Or building a giant statue of a chicken out of solid gold blocks? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – JustCraftedThis

combat system, compelling stories, CraftyCrafterMC, FF15, Fun games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Jrpg, JRPG recommendations, JRPGs, JustCraftedThis, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts style, modern JRPG, pc games, PC Gaming, PC Port, Real-time combat, Sequel, smp, square JRPG, turn based tactics, yakuza 0

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	280

So you’ve conquered the pixelated world of Minecraft, but now you’re craving something more… epic? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual landscape, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of mischievous players ambush you with a herd of exploding sheep! Or how about the time when we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky, only to watch them plummet back down to earth in a spectacular fashion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is not just about building and surviving – it’s about creating unforgettable memories with a community of like-minded gamers who share your passion for all things Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs just waiting to be explored…

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures that the virtual world has to offer. Who knows, you might even become the legendary hero of our server, known far and wide for your daring deeds and wacky antics. See you in the game, adventurer!

SisBirthVSSurgery Minecraft Server

aita, Childbirth, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cosmetic surgery, Decision making, Dilemma, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, long-term planning, Minecraft, missing birth, personal choice, Priorities, relationships, Server, SisBirthVSSurgery, sister, Support, surgery, timing conflict, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	2917
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can undergo surgery and attend a birth at the same time – no need to choose between the two! Plus, if your sister starts spreading rumors about your surgery schedule, you can just block her in-game and avoid all the drama.

Don’t wait for time slots to open up months later – join our server now and start crafting your own adventure! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft?

KidneyCraft: Boundaries Edition

Boundaries, boundary issues, Edition, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family disputes, family dynamics, family loyalty, family obligations., Family Support, kidney failure, Kidney Transplant, KidneyCraft, life choices, organ donation, personal boundaries, personal sacrifice, personal well-being, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, strained relationships

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in setting boundaries and protecting your well-being, just like our player who refused to donate a kidney to their brother!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can explore endless worlds, build magnificent structures, and maybe even find a kidney donor in the process (just kidding, we don’t actually provide medical services).

Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of self-care and saying no to toxic relationships. So come on in and let’s build a kidney-shaped castle together (just kidding again, that would be weird).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual kidneys or anything else. Play on our server and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone asks for a kidney transplant!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

child abuse, children’s rights, controversy, CraftyKids, criminal justice, cultural norms, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iraq, law, Legal System, legalize, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, morality, pedophilia, public outcry, religious beliefs, Server, sexual exploitation, Social Issues

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Crops Grown:	2017
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

haha, u think that’s cray cray? well, come join our minecraft server where we have a law that can legalize riding pigs as a mode of transportation! yep, u heard me right, forget about horses, pigs are the new way to get around in our world.

but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they have special powers and can trade you the rarest items in exchange for your soul (just kidding, they actually just want emeralds).

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion in the middle of the map? legend has it that if you spend the night there, you’ll be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. but watch out, he’s a bit explosive when he gets excited.

so come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). see you there, pig riders!