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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8168 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 52 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got creepers that do the floss dance, villagers that drop sick beats, and a secret underground base full of diamonds guarded by a squad of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!
