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CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	518175	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1831
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2747
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3238
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ores Mined:	916
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2746

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!