Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5014
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, balance, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, education, family, family dynamics, FamTimeLimit, full-time job, future planning, Minecraft, part time job, personal development, personal growth, Priorities, quality time, relationships, responsibilities, self improvement, Server, support system, Time management

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7601	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ores Mined:	8325	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of spending more time with your Minecraft villagers than your own family? Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who just won’t let you play in peace! Our server is the perfect place to prioritize your time and finally finish that virtual Bachelor’s degree you’ve been working on for 8 years. Say goodbye to daily 30-minute phone calls and endless family visits, and say hello to a clean virtual apartment and a full-time job in the Minecraft world. Don’t let your in-game future be controlled by your real-life family – join our server and take back control of your gaming destiny! #PrioritizeYourBlocks

TripDipNoFriendship

aita, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, hurtful friend, interpersonal conflict, leaving a trip, personal boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, third wheel, toxic relationship, TripDipNoFriendship, unhealthy dynamics, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time when your friend’s girlfriend told him to “go ahead and f*ck her” (yikes, talk about awkward!).

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.

Pre-ApprovedCraft

Banking, Borrowing, credit card, CREDIT SCORE, discrimination, economic disparity, finance, financial access, financial inequality, financial privilege, financial system, income inequality, Lending, loan, POVERTY, pre-approved, PreApprovedCraft, Rich, social class, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Potions Brewed:	133	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where everyone is pre-approved for credit cards they don’t want! become a virtual millionaire and flex on all the peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe.

build your own mansion made entirely of credit cards and live like a true baller. but beware, the credit card companies are always watching, ready to repo your virtual assets if you can’t pay up.

join now and experience the thrill of financial irresponsibility in a blocky, pixelated world. who needs real money when you have unlimited credit on our server? come live the high life and show off your wealth in the most ridiculous way possible.

🎣 Shady Fish & Gear Emporium – The Sunburned Survival Adventure! Java+Bedrock 1.20-1.21+

1.20-1.21+, 1.201.21, Adventure, Auctions, Custom Gear, Discord, Economy, Emporium, Fish, fishing log, Free Ranks, Gear, Grief Prevention, Javabedrock, Land claiming, Lobster Pots, Minecraft-mp.com, NO Whitelist/Resets, Optional PvP, play.shaded.gg, Quests, Shaded Discord, Shaded Twitter, Shady, Shops, smp, Sunburned, Survival, twitter, Weekly Challenges, XsqPJgjTeR

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7172	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!🎣✨
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron! 💰🌊
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences. 🛡️💪
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference! 🔒🏠
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless! 💎💸
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support! 🗳️👑
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded! 🏆🎉

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued. 🤝💻

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg 🚀

Stay connected with us through our Discord, Twitter, and website for the latest news, updates, and exclusive content:

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

We can’t wait to welcome you to the Shaded family! Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! 🎮💖

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the Shaded server?	To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. You can choose to participate or not based on your playstyle preferences.
How do I protect my builds from griefing?	Shaded has a robust land claiming and grief prevention system in place. You can easily claim your land and rest assured that your builds are safe.
Are there custom features available on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as a Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, Custom Gear, Economy, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

No Racism Minecraft Server

ablinoinds, basic human function, biological limitations, breeding, chinks, chinksects, discrimination, diversity acceptance, genetic diversity, ignorance, intolerance, Minecraft, prejudice, racial stereotypes, racism, Reproduction, reproductive capabilities, Server, social hierarchy, sterile eunuchs, superiority complex, uppity, whitods

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	606	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!

Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!

SMP_KariOpeForestCraft

Anime, death, Extended Universe, flaps in the Night, Gaming, grim, hololive, Horror, jpop, live streamer, mori calliope, musician, rapper, Reaper, SMP_KariOpeForestCraft, Tantalizing Terror, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Votes:	5111
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe! Join us if you dare to face the tantalizing terror that flaps in the night.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Mori Calliope herself once battled a horde of Endermen with nothing but a diamond sword and a stack of pork chops. And she emerged victorious, of course, because she’s a total boss.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the zombie pigmen that guard the entrance – they have a taste for noobs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts terrifying and tantalizing, look no further than Mori Calliope and her Extended Universe. Join us and prepare to face the ultimate challenge – surviving in a world where the terror never sleeps.

FanFicFrenzy Minecraft Server

achievement, bills, Commitment, Defensive, escapism, Failure, fan fiction, FanFicFrenzy, fantasy world, film industry, hobby, husband, let down, Minecraft, Moving, NEGATIVE, Priorities, screenplay, Server, shared commitments, Support, unhappiness, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Votes:	2289
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mines Excavated:	1582

Are you tired of your partner spending more time on fan fiction than on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a world of endless possibilities where you can escape from reality and build your own fantasy world.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No more worrying about your partner’s unrealistic expectations for their fan fiction project. On our server, the only limit is your imagination! 2. Say goodbye to feeling neglected and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of balancing hobbies and responsibilities. 3. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own story without the drama of real life getting in the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs fan fiction when you have Minecraft?

PatheticCraft: No Marriage for You

aita, arranged marriage, Asian guy, bobs or Virginia, DATING, female attention, Friend, gym, height, hot young girl, Indian, Indian guy stereotype, Kids, Marriage, MODEL, Online Games, Paris, Pathetic, PatheticCraft, relationship, Single life, society, woe is me

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Potions Brewed:	112	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being a creepy shut-in like my friend? Do you want to break free from the “woe is me” attitude and actually have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server and escape from your sad reality!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a tall, muscular hunk who takes girls to Paris or a 5’2″ 90-pound dude who just wants a hot young Indian girl. We don’t judge here, we just want you to have a good time!

Forget about arranged marriages and societal expectations, on our server, you can find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BritWitCraft

Analysis, brexit, british culture, BritWitCraft, confusion, current events, discussion, Division, foreign opinion, global viewpoint, Government, Impact, international perspective, Observation, outsider view, perspective, Politics, speculation, uk, uncertainty, world news

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of the chaos in the UK and looking for a way to escape the madness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding tea kettles, flying crumpets, and a quest to find the legendary fish and chips recipe hidden deep within the virtual world. Who needs Brexit drama when you can build your own pixelated paradise with us? Come join the fun and leave the real world behind!

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