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BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3196
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	57
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Crops Grown:	2268	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Votes:	1652	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

1.21 content, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, experiments enabled, Gardens, Havoc, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, never reset, Pale, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, Pandas, Questionable, Server, shade, smp, Snapshot, terribly, Vanilla, Warps, Wreak, wrong

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental Vanilla SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot
Features	Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
Server Technology	Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
Server IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Latest Version	1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?	Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
What are some of the server features available?	TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
How can I reach out for help or support?	You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

Lonely Date Minecraft Server

19 year old, Anime, autistic, date, Date Me, DESPERATE, escape hell, Friends, GENERIC, lonely, lonely autistic, lonely male, lonely teenager, Manga, Minecraft, never had a girlfriend, Server, take me, underweight, University, video games, VNs, warehouse job

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Anger Management Edition, Blight: Survival, Build planners, coop, cooperative games, coopg, Crafting, CREW, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build editor, Deep Rock Galactic, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers, Karl.gg, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, Payday 3, Ranald’s Gift, ready or not, remnant 2, Scp, smp, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, United, Vermintide, Wartracker

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

acquaintance, Apology, Argument, Birthday, BirthdayBash, campout, celebration, Cheating, Dinner, family, Flowers, Friends, gift, husband, Insecurities, Minecraft, overreacting, overthinking, Server, Surprise, text argument, weekend, Wife

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

DeckedOutSnitchCraft

anonymous report, anxious feelings, backyard construction, building permits, city inspector, close-knit neighborhood, community relations, Conflict Resolution, construction noise, deck construction, DeckedOutSnitchCraft, diy project, late night noise, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, nosy neighbor, Safety concerns, safety hazards, trust issues, wobbly deck

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

“Youth, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral health, Boys, Cognitive, Computer, Craft, depression, Digital, effects, Gamification, gamified, health, higher percentage, Interventions, Mental, mental health, mood disorders, study, Technology, Therapy, treatments

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	9085	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.