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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2788 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1752 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 668 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8470 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
