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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 4255 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 359970 | Emeralds Found: | 5767 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Ores Mined: | 4835 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
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