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FosterCraft: Not Your Mom’s Babysitter

anger, babysitter, BETRAYAL, child support, custody, disgust, estranged, family, forgiveness, foster care, FosterCraft, Grandchild, Help, infertility, love, moms, nephew, Niece, regret, Resentment, selfless, Struggle, Therapy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	297
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and betrayals. Join us and leave all that family drama behind!

Our server is so drama-free, even your estranged sister’s love child won’t be able to find you here! With no ex-husbands or cheating siblings in sight, you can finally relax and enjoy building your dream world in peace.

Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining, you won’t even have time to think about family drama. Explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t betray you with your ex-husband behind your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that family drama in the past where it belongs. Who needs nieces and nephews when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Let’s build a drama-free paradise together!

Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	79169	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite guilty pleasure, favorite guilty pleasure artist, favorite guilty pleasure music, favorite guilty pleasure song, favorite playlist, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tunes, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure artist, guilty pleasure genre, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure playlist, guilty pleasure song, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tunes, MineCraftMixtape, Music, music guilty pleasure

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	165	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	2445
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Emeralds Found:	4180

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!