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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7009 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Ores Mined: | 1859 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.
And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!