Comptons Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	746744	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Items Found:	6374	Buildings Constructed:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3588
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mines Excavated:	1788
Love Letters Sent:	12	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Buildings Constructed:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Items Found:	5622
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mines Excavated:	2186	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!