compilation of jschlatt making 9/11 jokes Minecraft Servers

ToiletSeatCleaner Minecraft Server

adulting, bathroom, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cleaning, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, Communication, Confrontation, consideration, domestic issues, Frustration, habits, hygiene, living together, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Poop, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, toilet seat, ToiletSeatCleaner

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

MomTrustIssuesCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, clothing donations, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional boundaries, emotional distress, emotional reactions, family conflict, gift giving, household items, material possessions, MomTrustIssuesCraft, mother-daughter relationships, parent-child dynamics, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, trust issues, wrestling fandom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t secretly donate your items without your consent? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never sneak into your virtual inventory and give away your precious diamonds or enchanted gear.

Just like this player’s mom, we understand the importance of respecting your belongings and not randomly getting rid of them. Imagine logging in to find all your hard-earned loot gone because someone decided they didn’t like it anymore – not on our server!

We guarantee that your virtual wardrobe will stay intact, and you can trust us to never pull a sneaky move like this player’s mom. So come join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience, where your items are always safe and sound. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CovCraft: The Quarantine Chronicles

Chronicles, community spread, CovCraft, Covid-19, economic impact, effects, GLOBAL RESPONSE, health crisis, healthcare system, ISOLATION, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Misinformation, pandemic, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, supply chain disruptions, travel restrictions, vaccine distribution, virtual learning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do because of COVID-19? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the pandemic madness by building your own virtual world where social distancing doesn’t exist and masks are only worn by creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the fun and had to stay away. Rumor has it that the virus tried to log on, but got banned for griefing other players’ builds. Now it’s just lurking in the shadows, jealous of all the laughter and joy happening on our server.

So come on over and join the party! Build giant toilet paper statues, have socially distanced dance parties, and fight off zombie viruses with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs the real world when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

abandoned love, broken heart, farewell forever, goodbye forever, HEARTBREAK, letting go, lost in the past, lost in time, lost love, LostLoveCraft, Love Lost, love lost forever, love never found, love never returned, memories haunt, Minecraft, moving on, never coming back, never returning, Server, she will never come back, unrequited love

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of your ex stealing all your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, she will never come back! That’s right, we have a special anti-ex feature that bans all exes from ever logging in again. So you can mine in peace without worrying about your ex ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building massive castles out of wool. Join forces with them and conquer the land with your llama army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers. Watch them bust a move to the latest hits while you gather resources in this funky new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, she will never come back!

NintenCraft Server 18046

18046, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming culture, gaming industry, handheld, Japan, Mario, multiplayer, NintenCraft, Nintendo, pokemon, Retro, Server, Switch, Technology, video games, virtual reality, Zelda

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9714	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Secret Passages Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because 18046 Nintendo is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll receive a special power-up that lets you turn into a block of cheese whenever you want. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to bust a move.

But that’s not all – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where unicorns roam free and players can ride on the backs of dragons. Plus, we have a special mini-game where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join 18046 Nintendo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave!

LifeCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, changing mindset, Contentment, counting blessings, finding joy, Gratitude, Happiness, inner peace, LifeCraft, living in the moment, mindfulness, Minecraft, optimism, overcoming challenges, personal growth, perspective, positive thinking, realization, resilience, seeing the good, self reflection, Server, silver lining

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Have you ever been mining away in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s the moment you realize life isn’t so bad after all. But hey, why settle for boring old creepers when you can join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens armed with diamond swords?

Our server is like no other, with custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, secret underground cities populated by friendly zombies, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Cow, whose milk is said to grant immortality (or at least a really strong stomach).

So why wait? Join our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, adventure, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have exploding llamas and gravity-defying pigs to keep you entertained? Life may be tough, but on our server, at least you can respawn and try again.

NoPornNoCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7586
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all alone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – a love for Minecraft and a healthy obsession with watching porn!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless laughs as we build, explore, and maybe even sneak in a little NSFW content on the side. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our players who also enjoy a good ol’ blocky adventure and some adult entertainment on the side.

So why wait? Come join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun and maybe a few surprises along the way. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless it ends up on our Discord server, of course).

RainyHeatWave Minecraft Server

China, climate, climate change, disaster response, drought, emergency preparedness, environmental issues, extreme weather, Flooding, global warming, heat wave, meteorology, Minecraft, monsoon season, natural disasters, north China, precipitation, Rain, RainyHeatWave, Server, south China, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	3758
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	110	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got rain for days in the south and a heat wave in the north! It’s like living in China but without the pollution and with way more creepers.

Build your own Great Wall of China to keep out the mobs, or create a panda sanctuary to protect those adorable little guys from the heat.

Join us for some crazy adventures and see if you can survive the unpredictable weather patterns. Who needs real life when you can have all this chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get building, fam!

ModiCraft: Spygate Down Under

accusations, Allies, Australia, controversy, extremism, far-right ideology, foreign policy, global politics, government interference, human rights violations, Indian government, international relations, ModiCraft, Narendra Modi, Politics, Propaganda, Sikh community, Sikh critics, silencing, spygate, Spying, Surveillance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Farms Harvested:	950	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	199	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

LOL come join this epic Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Narendra Modi’s ego! We got spies, we got Sikhs, we got far-right ideologies flying around like chickens on a trampoline! It’s a wild ride, mate! So hop on and let’s see who can outbuild the Indian government’s surveillance skills! Don’t worry, we’ll keep it all in good fun… maybe.

HeartburnCraft: Where you can watch your builds go up in flame! Java 1.20.2, no resets, griefing, economy, avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Auctions, Avg, Block logging, Builds, dedicated server, Difficulty Hard, Economy, Flame, Griefing, Hate Speech, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, watch

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Server Features	No server resets No pay-to-win perks Resource worlds Live map available Zero tolerance for hate speech Pet system Land claiming mcMMO Active economy system Marriage plugin Leaderboards
Technical Information	Server machine: Ryzen 5 5800X Server location: Virginia Runs on Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect /pl command available Difficulty: Hard Main world size: 90,000×90,000
Links	Website Discord Rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on HearthCraft.
Are there pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win perks available on the server.
Is there a world reset on the server?	No, the server will never reset its world.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the land claiming feature available on HearthCraft.
What is the server difficulty?	The server difficulty is set to Hard.
Can I teleport randomly on the server?	Yes, you can use the /wild command for random teleportation.