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The Brit Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, british culture, British flag, edit, flag change, flag design, flag emblem, flag emblematic, flag history, flag identity, flag modification, flag patriotic, flag redesign, flag representation, flag symbol, flag transformation, flag update, Minecraft, national flag, new flag, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our SMP, anything can happen – and probably will!

NoDecoNoProbMC

50-50, aita, apartment, bedside cabinets, brand new, Chairs, decorations, Decorative items, desk, DINING TABLE, Furniture, Girlfriend, kitchen, makeup desk, new sofa, NoDecoNoProbMC, Plants, price, split cost, tv stand, unreasonable

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal decoration rights! Just like in this wild story, we want everyone to have a say in the furniture and decorations that go into our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting the cost of pixelated plants and virtual bedside cabinets with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over the price of a Minecraft makeup desk!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to argue over the necessity of a new Minecraft TV, just like in this real-life drama. We promise outrageous stories and ridiculous reasons to join our server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4527	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Potions Brewed:	145
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dimension Hops:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	250
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	154

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Emeralds Found:	539	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3107	Dimension Hops:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Animals Bred:	115
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).