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Penguin Commentary Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7096
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crops Grown:	6453

Are you tired of boring YouTubers just copying each other’s commentary style? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special potion that turns all players into penguinz0 clones! Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as everyone tries to out-commentary each other in the most absurd ways possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground penguin fighting ring where players can battle it out in epic penguin battles for the chance to win rare in-game items and bragging rights. Will you be the ultimate penguin warrior?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible and penguins reign supreme. Who knows, you might just become the next viral sensation with your insane commentary skills and penguin fighting prowess.

CostumeCraft Minecraft Server

bonus costumes, CostumeCraft, Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	561892	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server has bonus costumes that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends! Want to dress up as a giant banana wielding a diamond sword? Done. How about a flying unicorn with laser eyes? We got you covered. Join our server and strut your stuff in the most outrageous costumes you can imagine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to turn dirt into diamonds just by giving the Blocktopus a high-five. Will you be the next lucky adventurer to stumble upon this majestic beast?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

MissionMinecraft Server – WorstMissionEver

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old missions in video games that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageously terrible missions that will have you questioning your sanity!

Join our server and embark on quests like “Find the Invisible Chicken” where you have to search for a chicken that is literally invisible. Or how about “Parkour Across Lava Pits with One Leg Tied Behind Your Back”? Trust us, it’s as fun as it sounds!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon, who is known for randomly exploding into a shower of rainbow sparkles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers and disco skeletons!

So why waste your time on boring missions when you can join our server and experience the most hilariously awful quests in Minecraft history? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

BoomerSplit Minecraft Server

advice, awkward, Bonding, BoomerSplit, business transaction, common interest, Communication, elderly friend, Etiquette, Expectations, fashion, fashions on the fields, friendship, horse racing, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Prize money, race day etiquette, Server, stylist, Wedding, Winnings

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	380	Love Letters Sent:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are built on blocks and not on unexpected demands for payment! Join us for a chance to win virtual fashion contests and make friends who won’t ask for a cut of your winnings 9 months later.

Our server is filled with horse racing enthusiasts who love to dress up and compete in fashion shows. Who knows, you might even find a hat and purse to borrow from a fellow player, without any hidden fees attached!

So come on over and experience the thrill of virtual horse races, fashion competitions, and drama-free friendships. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be paying for is a fun time!

GymCreeperAlert!

aita, ARMS, Boundaries, bragging, checking out, Communication, Confrontation, double standards, Ethics, fidelity, Girlfriend, gym, GymCreeperAlert, hot guys, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, married friend, Moral values, Muscles, relationship, Respect

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!

Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.

Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

FactsNobodyNeedsMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Farms Harvested:	223
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers who have been trained to breakdance on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

DragonSeedzMC

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where dragon eggs be hatching like seeds when exposed to fire? It’s like a freakin’ dragon nursery up in here! We got dragons flyin’ around, breathin’ fire and causin’ chaos. But don’t worry, we got a squad of trained unicorns to keep ’em in check. Plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and loot just waitin’ for ya to find. So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional dragon attack. Let’s get this party started! 🐉🔥🦄🏰

Welcome to SUPER FUNLAND SMP, where we build cities in Java 1.21! Whitelist: Laughter only, no seriousness allowed!

Allowed, blocky basics, BUILD, Building-focused, Cities, collaborative builds, Community, cross-platform, daily reset, Discord, FUNLAND, Grind-mitigation, Hidden coordinates, horse speed, Immersive, Increased mob cap, infinite world, java, Laughter, Minecarts, path construction, seriousness, silly block game, smp, Super, Vanilla, Wackiness, weekly events, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

SUPER☺︎FUNLAND Minecraft Server Overview:

Key Features
Vanilla server that never resets
Cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility
Grind-mitigation features for crafted items
Increased minecart and horse speed for pathways
Increased mob cap for more challenging gameplay
Daily Nether and End resets
Hidden X, Y, Z coordinates to encourage navigation
Weekly events known as “Block Party”

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the overworld will never reset on SUPER☺︎FUNLAND.

Q: Can I play on this server from different platforms?

A: Yes, the server is cross-platform with Bedrock compatibility.

Q: Are there any changes to crafting recipes?

A: Yes, there are grind-mitigation features that increase the amount of crafted items for specific recipes.

Q: How is transportation incentivized on the server?

A: Minecart and horse speeds are increased to encourage the use of pathways and railways.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, there are weekly events called “Block Party” where players work towards a common goal.

Q: How can I join the server and learn more?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/C6Hwc3TZfe for more information.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer protection from glowniggers and deep state lizard people! Join us as we build a fortress to keep out those pesky reptilian overlords and their glowing minions. Our community is filled with warriors who are ready to fight off any interdimensional threats that come our way. So come on in and join the resistance against the forces of evil! Amen, and happy crafting!

JoeBidenCraft – The Coolest Minecraft Server!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s youthful energy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, Joe Biden himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as lively as a campaign rally. Who knows, you might even run into Joe Biden himself, mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers with his signature charm. So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible – just like Joe Biden’s dreams of becoming a Minecraft champion!

CraftyAuntieNoFunds

CraftyAuntieNoFunds, Emotional support, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, Financial goals, financial position, financial sacrifices, financial support, fixed income, ivf treatment, judgmental, long-term commitments, newborn son, personal choice, personal responsibility, sibling relationships, sibling support, single mother, single parenting

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9375	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	175
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial decisions! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of helping your sister through IVF treatment without actually having to foot the bill yourself.

Imagine the excitement of navigating through tough conversations with your virtual family members, all while building your dream Minecraft house and saving up for that diamond armor you’ve always wanted.

Will you choose to be the supportive sibling who offers a helping hand, or will you prioritize your own financial goals and let your sister figure it out on her own? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on in and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and financially challenging?