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Crafty Conundrums

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Void Armor Forged:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

AquaticMc

AquaticMc, custom abilities, custom boss, custom classes, Custom Dungeons, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, custom skills, minecraft server, Roleplay, Survival, Survival RPG

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	231773	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

AquaticMc

Dive into a world of survival rpg server

What can you find?

– Custom items – Custom mobs – Custom abilities – Custom skills – Custom Classess – Custom dungeons – Custom boss – And more!

49.12.85.246:8041

CraftyTF2 – LOL Fortress

64 bit update, blog, Competitive News, CraftyTF2, Events, FAQ, fortress, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, lol, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, scripting, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2132
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the craziest block-filled adventure you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, insane mods, and skins that will make your character look like a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

We’ve got trading posts that make the stock market look boring, stats that will make your head spin, and sprays that will make you question reality. Plus, our guide to Heavy is so intense, you’ll be lifting virtual weights in no time.

Compete in lobbies and mixes that will test your skills, join leagues that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro, and participate in events that will have you shouting “Creeper, oh man” at the top of your lungs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself addicted to the blocky madness that awaits you.

Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

California, californians, corporate, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Data Protection, Decisions, fear, Global, headquarters, influence, International, Japan, jurisdiction, offices, pixiv, privacy policy, regulations, Residents, revision history, sony playstation, Technology, Tread, WestCoastBestCoast, world

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BoomerCraft

aging process, back pain, empty nest syndrome, Experience, getting older, Glasses, grandchildren, gray hair, growing old gracefully, hearing loss, joint pain, Maturity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior discounts, signs of aging, slower metabolism, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

CraftUniverse BD

1.20, bd, bedrock, Community, CraftUniverse, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to CraftUniverse an excellent Minecraft server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join

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DisabledCraft

assistance programs, Benefits, disabled veterans, DisabledCraft, dual benefits, eligibility, financial aid, financial assistance, financial resources., financial support, government assistance, income support, military disability, military service, neetbux, neetbux application, neetbux benefits, neetbux eligibility, neetbux requirements, social security, Veterans

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of just surviving in the real world and want to thrive in a virtual one instead? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to become the ultimate neetbux millionaire in the blocky world.

Forget about military disability, on our server you can be a warrior, a wizard, a farmer, or even a professional llama whisperer! Earn neetbux by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

So come on, leave reality behind and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join our server now and start stacking those neetbux like a boss!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Items Found:	1195	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs are a thing on our server!

But that’s not all, we have secret dungeons filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast!

Diamonds & Disappointments

arousal, awkward, body image, Boundaries, Communication, consent, desire, Disappointment, Expectation, FANTASY, Intimacy, orgasm, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Reality, stigma, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mines Excavated:	4430
Secret Passages Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard, your pickaxe might just break from the vibrations? Well look no further, because our server is the most hilarious place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!

But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!

Baktinusantara.id

Active players, Baktinusantara, Bedwars, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, Prizes, Safe Environment, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Massive open world to explore and build in creative or survival mode Active player community with over 10,000 members Custom plugins and mods for unique gameplay Minigames like Skywars, Bedwars, and more Regular events and contests with prizes Active staff team to ensure a safe, friendly environment

baktinusantaramc.jacktor.com:7061