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MILrageCraft

baby shower, body shaming, Communication Issues, dealing with criticism, defending husband, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, hurt feelings, insensitive comments, looks criticism, mama’s boy, MILrageCraft, offended MIL, sensitive MIL, social backlash, standing up for self, support system, wedding dress drama, weight gain

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old family drama? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of in-law insanity!

Imagine a world where your mother-in-law shows up to your wedding in her own wedding dress, ready to steal the spotlight. And that’s just the beginning!

We have players who will make you question your sanity with their outrageous behavior. From accusing you of cheating to calling you a slut, our community is full of surprises.

But don’t worry, we also have supportive players who will have your back when things get crazy. So come join us and experience the drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ImmortalCraft: What’s Your Move?

eternal being, eternal destiny, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal peace, eternal power, eternal purpose, eternal soul, eternal spirit, eternal youth, Eternity, eternity awaits, everlasting life, immortal, ImmortalCraft, IMMORTALITY, Longevity, Move, never ending, whats

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9459	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you are absolutely immortal! That’s right, no more worrying about creepers blowing you up or falling into lava pits. You are invincible!

Join us for epic battles where you can take on an entire army of zombies without breaking a sweat. Build the craziest structures without fear of them being destroyed.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret hidden treasure on the server that only immortals can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. You’ll be dying to stay forever!

PixelPrisonPurge

Capital Punishment, death penalty, discrimination, executions, feminism, gender inequality, gender-based violence, Global Issues, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Iran news, justice system, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, PixelPrisonPurge, Political unrest, social justice, women in Iran, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

LOL this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got more Iranian women than the whole country! We’re like a death sentence party up in here, executions left and right! Come join the fun and see how long you can survive before you get sentenced to death too! It’s a killer time, literally! Join now and let the madness begin!

HawaiianCraft: Where Watermelon Pizza is the Norm!

controversial foods, culinary experiments, food trends, fruit on pizza, fusion cuisine, hawaiian pizza, HawaiianCraft, norm, pineapple controversy, pizza, pizza toppings, unconventional pizzas, watermelon, watermelon pizza

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have watermelon pizza as our main dish! imagine the taste explosion in your mouth as you chomp down on a slice of watermelon covered in cheese and tomato sauce. it’s a culinary masterpiece that will blow your mind and your taste buds!

not only do we have the most outrageous food options, but we also have the craziest adventures waiting for you in our server. embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted watermelon, battle mythical creatures like the pizza-loving dragons, and explore hidden caves filled with delicious surprises.

our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. you’ll never be bored with our constant events and challenges that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

so come join us on our server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. who needs hawaiian pizza when you can have watermelon pizza on our server!

HeartburnCraft: Where our players burn through resources faster than a lit fireplace! Java 1.20.2+ edition, no resets, just fiery fun. Join our community of 15 average players online now.

1.20.2, Average, Block logging, Burn, Community, Dedicated, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, Edition, Faster, fiery, fireplace, Fun, HeartburnCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, lit, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Players, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, Resources, smp, Virginia, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Towns Built:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Star Shards Collected:	287
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2766
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Overview of HearthCraft Minecraft Server

No-Griefing Economy SMP	Established 2018
Server Reset	Never will reset
Pay-to-Win	0% pay-to-win store

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	play.hearthcraft.net
When did the server start?	October 2018
Are there regular world resets?	No, the world dates back to July 2019
Is there pay-to-win on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks
Is there a live map available?	Yes, you can view the live map at map.hearthcraft.net
What are the server rules?	The server rules can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

MangaCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., app, digital publishing, Japanese comics, Manga, manga industry, MANGA Plus, MangaCraft, MangaPlus, Minecraft, Mugisuke, official translation, one-shot works, online platform, publish, September 1st, serialized works, Server, shonen jump, simulpublished, The Deep Sea of Words, Translate

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga lover’s dream come true! We’ve got all the one-shot works from Shonen Jump+ App translated and ready for you to explore starting September 1st, 2024. Dive into the deep sea of words with ‘The Deep Sea of Words’ by Mugisuke and embark on a journey like no other. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy characters, and maybe even a few plot twists along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the manga madness begin!

‘MineCraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Maniacs’

6v6, Blogpost, circuit royale, Clash mode, collab skins, comics, Competitive rework, dev tracker, Dorado, Epic Sojourn Barista, esports, free skins, Gamepass members, Hanaoka, Havana, hero mastery, Juno, kiriko spam filter, le sserafim, limited time, Liquipedia, Maniacs, Map reworks, mercy spam filter, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Music, new tank, Numbani, Overwatch 2 Anniversary, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch General, Overwatch Main Page., Overwatch Wiki, OWG, patch notes, pharah, Prisms, Rank reset, Reaper Mythic, season 12, Season 14, Short stories, smp, Throne of Anubis, Trailer, twitch drop, Warcraft Collab, zarya

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got collab skins that will make your character look like a deranged chicken riding a pig, limited edition patches that turn all the sheep into disco dancers, and competitive reworks that will have you questioning your sanity.

Join us for Season 12 where we’ve added Juno, the Epic Sojourn Barista Twitch drop skin that turns your character into a coffee-loving maniac, and a Clash mode with maps that will have you screaming like a baby zombie. Plus, don’t miss out on the Overwatch 2 Anniversary event where you can battle it out with your friends in a quest for the most ridiculous skins imaginable.

But that’s not all! We’ve got plans for Season 13 including map reworks that will have you navigating through mazes of madness, and a new tank hero that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Mwahahaha!

ChoreCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, CAR, ChoreCraft, Cooking, DATING, deep cleaning, Drama-free, end the relationship, Gaming, hobbies, household chores, juggling, Kiddo, Laundry, Minecraft, partner, relationship, romantic partner, roommates, sacrifice, Server, work from home

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimension Hops:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

Our server is the perfect place for lovebirds to hang out – just like this 42-year-old player and their 36-year-old partner. They’ve been building their virtual world together for over a year now, and things are going smoothly… until chores come into play.

Imagine this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your partner is too busy gaming on the couch all day. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we have a strict chore schedule to keep things running smoothly. No more arguments over who should be doing the laundry – just focus on building your dream castle!

And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have the perfect solution. Just like this couple, you can always take a break from living together in-game and go back to dating. Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about relationships?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of dirt or stone, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way.

SisterSobSquadMC

adhd, apologies, Assertiveness, Boundaries, coddling, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, discipline, dyspraxia, emotional intelligence, emotional sensitivity, family dynamics, parenting, Respect, self-control, Sensitive, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SisterSobSquadMC

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Animals Bred:	162	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with a sensitive sibling like Katie! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, just like trying to navigate around Katie without upsetting her delicate sensibilities.

On our server, you can break all the game disks you want without fear of retribution from a crying sibling. No need to wait for your parents to handle the situation, just let loose and have fun!

We promise a supportive community where you can freely remind others to be careful without getting in trouble. And if anyone interrupts you while you’re gaming, feel free to unleash your wrath without worrying about gentle treatment.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a blast and let loose like never before! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to? Let’s game on, my friends!

CringeCraft SMP: Embarrassing Mo!

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing incident, embarrassing memory, embarrassing mishap, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, embarrassing story, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, funny, humiliating experience, Humiliation, mistake, regretful, shame, smp, social gaffe

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because we have a secret potion that makes you invisible whenever you feel awkward! Imagine being able to sneak away from any cringy situation without anyone noticing, it’s like having a real-life invisibility cloak!

We also have a special event every week where players have to compete in a dance-off against a group of zombie villagers. If you win, you get a diamond block as a prize! But be careful, those zombie villagers have some killer moves.

And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every month. Rumor has it that the treasure is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will only give you the location if you can solve their riddles. It’s like a real-life game of chicken chess!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. Who needs embarrassing moments when you can have epic ones instead?