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  • PixelPilipinoWarriors

    PixelPilipinoWarriors
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 5850
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

    and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

    so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

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  • PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

    PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3403
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magic Items Found: 3919
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

    If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

    ponos.aboba.host

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GarbageOP Minecraft Server

    GarbageOP Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 303
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5904
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

    On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

    And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyBabyBlunder

    BlockyBabyBlunder
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5692
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Emeralds Found: 2431
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

    Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

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  • Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

    Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3253
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4294
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBlockzUSA

    CraftyBlockzUSA
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 5885
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Potions Brewed: 104
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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  • VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition

    VanceCraft: Ukraine Edition
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3077
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant vodka bottles and ride bears into battle! vladimir putin himself plays on our server and will personally ban anyone who doesn’t praise mother russia! we have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure and communist propaganda! join now or face the wrath of the russian hackers! da da da!

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  • PrettyCraft Minecraft Server

    PrettyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 3694
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Farms Harvested: 691 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so stunningly attractive that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist swooning! Our players are so gorgeous, they make the villagers blush and the creepers explode out of sheer awe.

    Join us for a chance to mingle with the most beautiful beings in the Minecraft universe, and who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate among our glamorous community. Don’t miss out on the chance to be surrounded by such eye-catching avatars, because let’s be real, who needs diamonds when you have players this dazzling? So come on in and prepare to be amazed by the sheer beauty of our server – just make sure to wear your best enchanted armor, because you might just faint from all the fabulousness!

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