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GrafenBoom: Nuclear No More

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

come join our minecraft server, where we blow up nuclear power plants for fun! we had to delay the demolition cuz this crazy pro-nuclear dude was tryna save it with his bare hands. but don’t worry, we got rid of it and now you can come play in our radioactive wasteland! build your own mutant creatures and battle against other players in our post-apocalyptic world. join now for a blast of a time!

Creeper’s Cove 2023

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

come join our minecraft server where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! forget about covid deaths, we’re all about surviving and thriving in our pixelated world.

we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, with mini-games that will make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about the real world.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like a snow golem in a desert biome. with deaths falling by 6%, you’ll have a better chance of surviving our crazy challenges than ever before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing deadly is our sense of humor!

Flare Some Mustard Please – A Semi-Spicy Vanilla Adventure!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Flare Community Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
The Flare Community and its Flare SMP were founded on April 14, 2023, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.

What Sets Us Apart from Vanilla
– Dynmap	– Bolt	– mcMMO	– GSit	– FlareDeathMessages	– Pets	– Cosmetics	– Decorations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.
Are there any upcoming events on the server?	Yes, a summer event with great content and rewards is starting soon.
Is there a second server being developed?	Yes, a new server named “Flare Adventures” will offer a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW and Elden Ring.

Feel free to drop by and check us out! The discord link is added to the server profile.

StarryBoobieGrove Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, StarryBoobieGrove

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the best girls will let you grope their boobies under the stars inside an onsen! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?

2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!

3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.

4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!

So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.

SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9078	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

TreadmillTurfWars

fitness training, gym conduct, gym confrontation, gym etiquette, gym standards, intervals, marathon preparation, marathon training, rude behavior, running friends, sport-specific training, training for a marathon, treadmill, treadmill etiquette, treadmill hogging, TreadmillTurfWars, workout interruption, workout vibe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Mines Excavated:	3268	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	222147	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to your workout routine? Look no further than our server! We know that interrupting someone’s workout should be a felony, just like our running friend said. So if you want a server that values your treadmill time, join us!

We promise not to have any annoying gym-goers trying to kick you off your favorite treadmill just so they can run next to each other. And if they do try, we’ll have security kick them out faster than you can say “intervals.”

So come join our server and enjoy uninterrupted gaming sessions, just like you deserve. And remember, on our server, treadmill etiquette is law!

ChildhoodHorrorStory – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Potions Brewed:	186	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Oh boy, let me tell you about the time I joined this wild Minecraft SMP server. It was like stepping into a whole new world filled with chaos and hilarity.

Picture this: I spawn in and immediately get chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on chickens. I had to run for my life while trying to fend them off with a carrot stick I found on the ground. Eventually, I stumbled upon a group of players who were building a giant roller coaster that led straight into a lava pit. Of course, I had to try it out and ended up getting launched into the air and landing in a pool of slime.

But the craziest part was when I discovered a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and holding enchanted swords. Turns out they were the protectors of the server and only allowed players to enter if they could defeat them in a dance-off. Let’s just say my flossing skills saved the day.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you definitely need to join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch your back for those sneaky zombie villagers on chickens.

ChildhoodMythsMC

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
New Chunks Explored:	330360	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Remember when you used to believe that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would find a secret portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and unlimited diamonds? Well, guess what? That dream is now a reality on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself is a regular player, building giant statues of Steve and throwing diamond parties every night.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you manage to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe, you’ll gain the power to turn any block into a stack of diamonds with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Rahul’s Revenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6577	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ores Mined:	4714	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

So, like, u ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the craziest things happen? Well, let me tell u about this one server where the doctors are rapin’ and murderin’ each other! Rahul Gandhi is all like, “Yo, West Bengal gov and hospital, why u protectin’ these crazy docs?” It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

PokrovskCraft: Evacuate & Build!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian troops closing in on the city of pokrovsk but dont worry cuz we got ukrainian officials urging civilians to evacuate so u can join our server and build ur own city without any pesky troops interrupting u. plus, who doesnt want to witness a real life war zone while playing minecraft? its like getting two experiences in one! so come on down and join the chaos, its gonna be a blast!