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StepSisSnitch Minecraft Server

anger management, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, forgiveness, gossip, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling rivalry, snitching, StepSisSnitch, stepsister, substance use, teenage drama, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and backstabbing – just like in this crazy family story!

Imagine a world where your step-sisters are out to get you, spreading rumors and turning your stepbrother against you. But don’t worry, on our server, you can team up with other players to take down the haters and reclaim your throne!

And just like in this story, secrets will be revealed, alliances will be broken, and friendships will be tested. Who can you trust in this chaotic world? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have all the excitement of a family feud right at your fingertips?

MommaDramaCraft

acceptance, adoption, adoptive mom, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Identity, mental health, MommaDramaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, Trauma

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	350

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post!

Our server is like a virtual adoption story, where you can join a new family of players and navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Will you be the rebellious child causing chaos in the basement, or the responsible adult taking care of everyone else?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. Plus, we have a special event where you can invite your adoptive mom and her family to join the game, but be prepared for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the game itself is the stories you’ll create along the way. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to?

BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	814586	Enchantments Applied:	82
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	2872	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	132	Dragon Eggs Found:	2201
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!