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BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimension Hops:	8	Mines Excavated:	3817
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dimension Hops:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	5417
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!

InsomniaCraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. First of all, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas that can speak seven different languages.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with your builds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures of your life. Who needs sleep when you can be part of this epic journey? Let’s goooooo!