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BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	650219	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	6620	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	758	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ores Mined:	785	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	140

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchantments Applied:	115
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	3917
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CelebHateCraft

actions, Admiration, attitude, Behavior, BETRAYAL, CelebHateCraft, Celebrity, change of heart, Disappointment, disillusionment, Downfall, fallen star, Fame, former idol, hate, Media, personal reasons, public image, Redemption, scrutiny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	1181
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want! Imagine a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP battles with famous celebrities like Justin Bieber, who will serenade you with his hits before trying to blow you up with TNT (watch out for those high notes!). Or maybe you’ll come face to face with Taylor Swift, who will try to lure you in with her catchy tunes before turning into a werewolf and chasing you through the forests.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom mini-games like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you can show off your best dance moves and earn special rewards like a pet chicken that lays golden eggs (yes, really).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow who gives out free diamonds (true story).