cliché advice Minecraft Servers

cliché advice Minecraft Servers

  • ClichéCraft: Digging for Wisdom

    ClichéCraft: Digging for Wisdom
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 7249
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Magic Items Found: 3434
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cliché advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some hilariously outrageous reasons to join!

    Join our server and discover the true meaning of life through the power of building blocky structures and fighting off pixelated zombies. Our players have received advice that seemed cliché at first, but turned out to be profoundly true, like “don’t dig straight down” and “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies.”

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories of players who have conquered the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Join us and become a legend in your own right as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build the most epic roller coasters, and prank your friends with explosive sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChessMatesNursingHomeFun

    ChessMatesNursingHomeFun
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5091
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your strategic skills and make you feel like a grandmaster? Look no further than our server, where you can face off against the legendary chess champion “Josh”!

    Join our server and engage in epic chess battles with a 97-year-old former national champion who will give you a run for your money. Watch out, he may not remember what day it is, but he sure knows how to checkmate like a boss!

    One player, let’s call him “Bob”, dared to challenge Josh and ended up getting schooled for 6 hours straight. Josh may have missed dinner, but he sure made Bob rethink his chess skills.

    So, if you’re up for a challenge and want to test your chess prowess against a seasoned veteran, join our server now! Who knows, you may even get called a “young punk” by Josh himself. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play against the meanest old buzzard in the chess world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ImpulseCraft: Mind in a Box

    ImpulseCraft: Mind in a Box
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1091
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this minecraft server and escape the dark box of your brain! become a blocky hero and fight off evil creepers with your mighty pickaxe! build a castle so big, it’ll make the ender dragon jealous! unlock secret worlds where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! come join us and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fermium MC: Where you can level up your tools and race blocks infinitely! Join for epic quests and custom model weapons!

    Fermium MC: Where you can level up your tools and race blocks infinitely! Join for epic quests and custom model weapons!
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 7121
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Crops Grown: 2346
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Fermium MC Survival Server Overview

    Features
    Custom crops and farming
    Upgradable spawners
    Upgradable hoppers
    Filtered hoppers
    Spawn plots
    Custom fishing
    Custom ores (based on terraria)
    Custom weapons, armor and tools
    Custom items (ex: world expander)
    Custom models (ex: furniture)
    Infinite blocks (builders love those)
    Inv backups (up to 50 per player)
    Item recycle (recycle your items)
    Player shop plots at spawn
    Leveled mobs for challenge
    Infernal mobs
    Death Chests
    Tool leveling
    Chest sort
    Temp fly
    Land claims
    Quests
    Daily quests
    Backpacks
    Bank
    Server map
    Builder wands
    Sell wands
    Chat games
    Custom currency
    Rotating shop
    Jobs
    Player warps
    Marriage system
    Pet petting
    Ranks
    Shopkeepers
    Vote party
    Quarries
    Skills
    Races

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

    To join the server, simply use the IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

    2. What kind of custom features does the server offer?

    The server offers a wide range of features such as custom crops, farming, spawners, hoppers, ores, weapons, armor, tools, items, models, and more.

    3. Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server?

    Yes, the server has unique gameplay mechanics like tool leveling, chest sorting, temp fly, land claims, quests, daily quests, backpacks, and more.

    4. Is there a currency system on the server?

    Yes, the server has a custom currency system along with player warps, a bank, jobs, and a rotating shop.

    5. Can players engage in social activities on the server?

    Players can participate in activities like marriage system, pet petting, chat games, player ranks, shopkeepers, vote parties, races, and more.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server

    CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2403
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Towns Built: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 142532 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain vanilla? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious moments.

    Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be diving headfirst into the craziest debates like why one man in a homosexual relationship ends up acting like the “woman” and the other like the “man”. We’ll have you scratching your head and laughing out loud as you try to figure out the mysteries of human relationships in the most unexpected way possible.

    Join us if you’re ready to challenge your mind and have a blast with like-minded players who aren’t afraid to tackle the most bizarre topics. Who knows, you might just end up finding the answer to life’s biggest questions while building your dream world in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusters Minecraft Server

    BlockBusters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 265
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Enchantments Applied: 247 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Towns Built: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    So you thought you were joining just any old Minecraft server, huh? Think again, my friend! This server is like the US Men’s Soccer team – full of surprises and questionable decisions. But hey, at least we’re entertaining, right?

    Join us for a wild ride as we attempt to take on the best Minecraft players in the world. Will we succeed? Probably not. But hey, at least we’ll have a good laugh along the way.

    So why should you join this chaotic mess of a server? Well, where else can you find a community that is just as unpredictable and unreliable as the US Men’s Soccer team? Plus, we have llamas. Need I say more?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see just how far we can go (spoiler alert: probably not very far).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StinkSisCraft Minecraft Server

    StinkSisCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 7875
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and challenges you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Build insane structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our world.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter the legendary Smelly Sister boss. This boss is known for its overpowering stench that can knock you out with just one whiff. Defeat the Smelly Sister and earn the title of Deodorant Master!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of body odor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalMedNeglectCraft

    ParentalMedNeglectCraft
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 1086
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Towns Built: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for outrageous fun and crazy stories like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server!

    Explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and epic boss battles. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into with your fellow players?

    And don’t worry, we won’t scold you for asking for help like some parents might. In fact, we encourage you to speak up if you need assistance or just want to chat with our friendly community of gamers.

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new world of fun and excitement.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoLoveJustBlocks

    NoLoveJustBlocks
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1511
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8842 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the constant nagging from your significant other to tie the knot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and receive a daily payment of $1000 just for staying single in the virtual world. Who needs love when you have diamonds and emeralds, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the one funding this operation, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Say goodbye to relationships and hello to riches on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SenselessCraft

    SenselessCraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 8304
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9181

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine a place where the flowers of common sense are wilted and all that’s left is pure chaos and craziness. That’s, like, the vibe of this Minecraft server, dude. We’ve got pigs flying, chickens wearing sunglasses, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride, man.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’re more into building a giant toilet house complete with flushing mechanisms and toilet paper dispensers. The possibilities are endless, my friend.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got a secret society of cow ninjas who will challenge you to epic duels at the drop of a hat. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that is said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it.

    So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, common sense need not apply here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • All the Mods 9 – Flying High with Mods and Mayhem!

    All the Mods 9 – Flying High with Mods and Mayhem!
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 7228
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview

    Modpack Version IP Address
    ATM 9 – To the Sky 1.0.0 atm9sky.silverkeepmc.com

    We’re actively seeking new players to join our close-knit community. Our server boasts a dedicated group of friendly and helpful players who are always eager to assist newcomers. Our servers are run on a fully dedicated server with high-end hardware.

    We host more than just this modpack! Check out our other servers on our server list here.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/5qQzfJyNju

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join our server, simply connect using the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, our server is open to all players to join and play.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow. You can find them listed on our Discord server or in our in-game spawn area.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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