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ClichéCraft: Digging for Wisdom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cliché advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some hilariously outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and discover the true meaning of life through the power of building blocky structures and fighting off pixelated zombies. Our players have received advice that seemed cliché at first, but turned out to be profoundly true, like “don’t dig straight down” and “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies.”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories of players who have conquered the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Join us and become a legend in your own right as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build the most epic roller coasters, and prank your friends with explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

CraftyCampusFun

campus fees, campus life, college, college savings, consequences, CraftyCampusFun, DAUGHTER, education, general education, Harsh, Honesty, Housing, IMPORTANCE, in-person classes, major-specific class, MONEY, online classes, skepticism, summer classes, Upset, value of money

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of being misled by your own daughter? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being deceived again! Our virtual world is full of surprises, but at least you won’t be spending money on housing and meal plans that you don’t need. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden classes that magically turn into in-person ones at the last minute! Don’t be too harsh on yourself, join us and let the unexpected things happen in a fun and exciting way!

WrongHotel Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	6230	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Farms Harvested:	748	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

If the hotel lobby is filled with creepers instead of concierges, you might want to reconsider your booking. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect getaway for all your blocky adventures! Join us and experience a hotel like no other, where the rooms are made of diamonds and the beds are made of fluffy sheep. Forget room service, here you can order a delicious feast of golden apples and enchanted potions delivered right to your crafting table. And don’t worry about noisy neighbors, our Enderman security team will make sure your stay is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping. So why settle for a boring hotel when you can join our server and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset, whichever comes first)!

MineCraftAdmireCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	36	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2143	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Do you admire people who can build a house out of dirt and survive a creeper explosion without breaking a sweat? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our players are so talented, they once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon (true story, ask Steve)! So if you’re looking for a server where you can show off your skills and make friends with fellow blockheads, look no further. Join us today and let the adventures begin!

LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Falling into the Void:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	726351	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Emeralds Found:	6058
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2028
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!