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CreepyCraft: Pasta Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	875150	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with laughter instead of fear? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Herobrine hosting daily dance parties in the Nether, Endermen playing pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a secret underground club run by Creepers!

Join us for the chance to battle the legendary Slenderman in a game of hide and seek, or team up with the SCP Foundation to contain dangerous anomalies in our custom-built containment facility.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Bigfoot hunting minigame, a Chupacabra petting zoo, and a Yeti ski resort in the snowy biomes.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Pixelated Pandemonium: ‘>WW3’ Minecraft Server

Apathy, catastrophic event, Chaos, Conflict, Despair, Destruction, devastation, global crisis, global devastation, gtWW3, indifference, lack of empathy, Minecraft, NO ONE CARES, Pandemonium, pixelated, self destruction, SELF-IMMOLATED, Server, societal collapse, Tragedy, tragic outcome, War, world war, ww3

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	274	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	2680
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to witness WW3 unfold right before your eyes? Watch as players SELF-IMMOLATE in a blaze of glory, all while NO ONE CARES because it’s all part of the fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and mayhem. Build your base, gather resources, and then watch it all go up in flames as rival factions battle it out for supremacy. Will you be the last one standing, or will you go down in a blaze of glory?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE custom plugins and EPIC mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From explosive PvP battles to death-defying parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of WW3 like never before! Just be prepared to lose everything you’ve worked so hard for in the blink of an eye. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

SilentCraft: Speakless Adventures Await!

Adventures, Await, challenge, Communication, determination, DURATION, Endurance, Experiment, ISOLATION, mental health, mindfulness, nonverbal, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, Self-expression, Silence, SilentCraft, Social Interaction, speaking, Speakless, vocalization

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Animals Bred:	87	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our silent Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see how long you can go without speaking a single word!

Join us for a hilarious experiment where players communicate through emotes and sign language only. Can you survive without uttering a single syllable?

Rumor has it, the longer you stay silent, the more powerful you become in the game. Some players have even unlocked secret telepathic abilities to communicate with others without saying a word!

So come on, join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our mute Minecraft server. Who needs words when you have emotes and telepathy to dominate the game?

Chickens n’ Diamonds

Analysis, chickens, confusion, decode, deep, diamonds, emotions, girl bands, Girls Band Cry, hidden message, Interpretation, Lyrics, Meaning, Music, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, Sadness, speculation, Symbolism, Tears, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some pesky creepers. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a supercomputer powered by UNICORN magic. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns are real and they love playing Minecraft.

2. Our moderators are actually WIZARDS who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. Just kidding, they use their keyboards… but it’s still pretty MAGICAL.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite durability? Just ask and we’ll hook you up.

4. Our server is protected by a DRAGON that breathes fire on anyone who tries to cheat or hack. Don’t worry, though, he’s a friendly dragon… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it.

Crafty Teens Gone Wild Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find tight 18+ teens to play with? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans with our group of mischievous gamers. Our server is filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and explosive surprises around every corner.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive loot that you won’t find anywhere else, including rare items like the Diamond Banana Sword and the Golden Llama Armor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Patriotism: Land of the Blocky Brave

blocky, brave, capitalism, Colonization, Country, Democracy, Development, economic zone, Exploitation, global power, Government, History, Identity, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, Labor, Land, Nation building, patriotism, pixelated, Politics, resource extraction, society, SOVEREIGNTY, Usa

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our totally not a conspiracy theory Minecraft server! Ever wondered if the USA was actually just a front for a secret alien base? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth by digging deep into our custom-built Area 51 dungeon!

Join us and explore our illuminati pyramid filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Take on quests from the reptilian overlords who control the server and unlock rare loot that will make your friends green with envy.

But be careful, because the government is always watching! Keep an eye out for men in black who will try to shut down your investigations into the true nature of the USA. Will you uncover the truth, or will you be silenced forever?

So come join us on our X-Files meets Minecraft adventure and see if you can survive the deep state conspiracy that lurks beneath the surface of our server. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere!

Blocky Banter

6’2, banter, blocky, long trail, tags, Thread

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	9525
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3887	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about this wacky world.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could fly higher than any ender dragon you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that if you join this server, you too can soar through the skies on the back of a majestic chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that spit out gold bars instead of saliva. Imagine the riches you could amass by taming one of these beauties!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled unicorn that poops out rainbows instead of droppings. Who wouldn’t want to ride into battle on a rainbow-fueled unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Sun’s Out, Blocks Out

ancient wisdom, blocks, Dark Arts, dark symbolism, ESOTERIC, forbidden images, Forbidden knowledge, forbidden symbols, German Legislature, hidden meanings, Imagery, Mysterious, mystical imagery, mystical symbols, Mysticism, occult, Occultism, secret knowledge, secret societies, Suns, symbols, The Black Sun

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the Black Sun, a mysterious and powerful force that grants players unlimited power and immortality. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players can harness its true potential!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden diamond mine guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, bonus points for sending us occult images and signs allowed by German Legislature. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

CaffeinatedCraft – Where Coffee Saves Lives!

CaffeinatedCraft, Caffeine, coffee, determination, ENERGY, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, Life, lives, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, Positive, Recovery, saves, self love, self-care, strength, wellbeing, wellness

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of feeling like you want to kms? Well, we have the solution for you! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about wanting to kms. Just ask our player who drank some coffee and now they don’t wanna kms anymore! Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and coffee-induced euphoria. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server?

LOLcraft: The Funniest Server Around!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of ancient Rome meets the craziness of modern Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with gladiators battling it out in the Colosseum, barbarians raiding villages, and dragons soaring through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pigs that poop out golden nuggets, unicorn mounts that can fly you to the moon, and creeper fireworks that light up the night sky in a dazzling display.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a zombie apocalypse being thwarted by a team of fearless players armed with nothing but carrot swords and potato shields? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!