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MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Iran tensions, maritime security, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military deployment, missile defense, missile defense system, MissileCraft, naval forces, Navy, SECURITY, US, Warships

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

Armed, AUTHORITY, Defense, INDIVIDUALS, law enforcement, less threatening, Military, Perception, perception of authority, perception of safety, perception of uniforms, Police, Professions, Protection, Public Safety, Safety, SECURITY, sportfans, threatening, UniFormidableCraft, Uniforms

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Enchantments Applied:	108	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

black dick, Board, Conservatives, controversy, CraftyTrannyDate, DATING, debate, discussion, Diversity, forum, internet culture, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Online Community, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Spam, Threads, trannies, Transgender, weird

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	174
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

adult content, artist, BIZARRE, Commission, controversial, controversy, digital art, Dragoneer, DragonSMP, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Furry, NSFW, Online Community, porn, rape, taboo, Thread, Unconventional, Underground, zoophilia

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

anxiety, Boundaries, celebration, Confront, family, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealGrief, Gratitude, infertility journey, infertility struggles, INTIMATE, ivf, miscarriage, personal boundaries, ptsd, rainbow baby, UNFAIR, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Votes:	2183	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ores Mined:	4277	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

British, ceremony, controversy, decision, diplomatic concerns, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic implications, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic tensions, envoy, exclusion, foreign affairs, historical events, international politics, invites, Israel, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nukecraft, Worried

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

#sustainability, action, ambitious action, chemical regulations, circular economy, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental policy, global plastic treaty, marine pollution, plastic chemicals, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution prevention, recycling, science-based recommendations, Sustainable development, Time, toxic chemicals, waste management

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	625	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	921
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

blissful, cheerful, CONTENT, delighted, Ecstatic, elated, exuberant, Grateful, Happiness, Happy, HappyHero, Hero, joy, jubilant, Minecraft, Optimistic, overjoyed., pleased, Positive, Server, thankful, Thrilled, upbeat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	New Chunks Explored:	69142
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

addiction, afraid, alone, Alternative, Dirt, DirtSquad, emotional, Fake, fear, Insecurity, Introspective, Loneliness, Lyrics, Music, Over.., Rock, self reflection, self-doubt, smp, Sober, Ugly

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	129
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5502	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!