CLASSY Minecraft Servers

CLASSY

  • SoupBowlChampagne

    SoupBowlChampagne

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

    if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

    so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Welcome to the Overgrown Hermitage – Where Only the Classy Survive!

    Welcome to the Overgrown Hermitage – Where Only the Classy Survive!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Survival SMP
    Mods No major game changing mods
    Features Community-focused, events, voice chat

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Submit an application through the Google form provided in the description.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server rules provided upon joining.
    Can I invite my friends to play on the server? Yes, as long as they also adhere to the server rules and guidelines.
    Are there any upcoming events planned? Check the announcements channel on the server for information about events.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Purrfect Pixels Minecraft Server

    Purrfect Pixels Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most aesthetic looking pussy blocks in all of the land. Seriously, these blocks are so pretty, you’ll want to pet them like they’re your own virtual kitty. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Unicorn Mounts. Yes, you heard that right. Ride around on a majestic rainbow unicorn and feel like the coolest player in the game.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Picture creepers doing the electric slide and skeletons breakdancing – it’s a sight to behold. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your builds.

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

    Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

    So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!

    AnimeSexCraft: Where Modern Anime Meets Minecraft Madness!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the degenerate anime out there that revolve around nothing but sex? Looking for a server that’s more classy and tasteful? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of trashy content. Join us for a fun and wholesome gaming experience where the only thing getting raped is the creeper by your diamond sword! Say goodbye to trashy HBO vibes and hello to a server that’s more classy than an uncut hentai. What are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP