so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!
