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CrazyCraftin SMP

adventurous, AUDACIOUS, BIZARRE, bold, crazy, CrazyCraftin, Daring, eXtraordinary, EXTREME, IMPULSIVE, INSANE, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, RECKLESS, Risky, smp, Thrilling, UNBELIEVABLE, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Votes:	5224	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlocktopiaCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

Allowed, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict Resolution, cross-strait relations, Democracy, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lai Ching-te, national day, nationalism, One China policy, political statements, regional politics, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6832	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Despair, emotions, Environment, Future, Global, Hope, Humanity, Impact, Minecraft, optimism, outlook, Perception, perspective, pessimism, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, Server, society, Technology, uncertainty, VIBE, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	8982
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mines Excavated:	4084
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	4658	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

aita, circus, Community, Company, Development Team, Events, financial problems, Gifts, holiday season, KidCraft, Kids, knowledge, Meetings, monkeys, Outreach, Planning, Position, revenue stream, supervisory role, Time, volunteer

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mines Excavated:	3071	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

adaptation, animal, Behavior, characteristics, Choice, CraftyCritters, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, FANTASY, Identity, imagination, Instincts, introspection, Nature, Personality, Pick, Preference, self reflection, spirit, Survival, transformation, wildlife

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#youtube, Ara Ara button, ceres fauna, general, Hide, ignore grasshoppers, love Fauna, Media, member VODs, merch, Minecraft, Miss Fauna, New to Fauna, Outer Wilds Playlist, PALS, PIXEL, Promise 1st Anniversary, Report, saplings, Schedule, Server, short, Stream, stream status, twitter

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

bad actors, BANKRUPTCY, Bankruptcy Proceedings, BBBYQ, Chapter 11, Cheng, class action, Cohen, DELAY, Directly Register Shares, DTC, Edition, gamestop, Holly Etlin, LARRY, Larry Cheng, Minecraft, NSCC, Podcast, pump and dump, RCCASE, Reverse Uno, Ryan, Ryan Cohen, Share Buyback Fraud, shareholders, short sellers, smp, ThePPShow

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Falling into the Void:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

blue collar, Boundaries, children, Communication, Decision making, emotional wellbeing, Family issues, Gifts, mental health, Money Matters, no contact, NoParentalPermissionNoHousePayment, Outsider, parenting, relocating, savings, sibling dynamics, Stability, success, Therapy, white collar

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	792351
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	7684

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!