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CraftyClothClash

Absurdity, aita, ass cheeks, bil, break up, buy a house, CraftyClothClash, Food, King, market, move in, office, one use only, save up, Surgeon, Telling, vacation, wash cloths, white wash cloths

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

FineNotFine – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, Communication, emotional intelligence, emotions, feelings, FineNotFine, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal boundaries, PRESSURE, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Self-expression, smp, social interactions, social norms, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Votes:	3667	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the harsh realities of life and live in a world where everything is made of blocks! Our server is the perfect place to pretend you’re fine by building majestic castles, exploring vast caves, and battling evil mobs with your friends.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous players have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster?

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity. Just remember, when someone asks if you’re fine, you can always say “I’m just mining my own business!”

BlockPartyFunLand

Adventure, BlockPartyFunLand, bungee jumping, cooking Class, cultural immersion, fine dining, Foreign language immersion, hot air balloon ride, Marathon, Meditation retreat, mountain climbing, music festival, road trip, Safari, scuba diving, skydiving, solo travel, spa retreat, Surfing, travel, Volunteer work

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	761
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a golden carrot? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and the chance to build your very own castle made entirely out of TNT (because who needs stone bricks anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of taming a pack of wild wolves and leading them into battle against a horde of creepers, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SaharaSplashCraft

arid region, climate change, Decades, deluge, desert ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme weather, first time, Floods, global warming, historical event, natural disaster, precipitation, Rainfall, rare, sahara desert, SaharaSplashCraft, unexpected event, unusual occurrence, water scarcity, weather phenomenon

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	7602	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we make the Sahara desert look like a freakin’ water park! we got rare deluges flooding the desert like it’s nobody’s business! ride your boat through the sandy dunes and make sandcastles in the new lakes that have magically appeared! who needs the beach when you got the Sahara flood extravaganza?! join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

TyezMC

Anarchy, Asia, Bedwars, Boxpvp, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Europe, Gamemodes, Gens, LifeSteal, Network, pvp practice, TyezMC

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

TyezMC, TyezMC is a network with alots of gamemodes such as boxpvp, pvp practice, gens, custom gamemodes and lifesteal etc. It is a asia/europe server.

TyezMC.redstone.sh:25127

Save your sanity: play on the ‘Savline Freeroam’ server and knock some blocks together!

Adventure, Biomes, blocks, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Connect, Custom Features, Destination, enthusiasts, Events, Explore, Freeroam, inclusive environment, Knock, Minecraft, newcomers, Play, PREMIER, sanity, Save, Savline, seasoned players, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Updates

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	688382
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Savline Survival Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/3tmQcEAhjZ
IP (Java)	savlinemcjava.playit.plus
IP (Bedrock)	savlinemc.playit.plus
Port (Bedrock)	4127

Welcome to Savline Survival, the evolution of PetacloudMC—a premier survival server for Minecraft versions 1.8 to 1.19.2! Dive into a world where adventure and community come together like never before.

At Savline Survival, we’ve taken everything players loved about PetacloudMC and enhanced it for an even better experience. Explore expansive biomes, conquer new challenges, and immerse yourself in our unique custom features that keep gameplay fresh and exciting.

Our dedicated staff is committed to providing a friendly and inclusive environment, ensuring that both seasoned players and newcomers feel right at home. With regular events, updates, and a thriving community, you’ll discover endless opportunities to build, explore, and connect.

Join us at Savline Survival today and see why we’re the ultimate destination for Minecraft survival enthusiasts!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the IP addresses provided above for both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft.
Is there a minimum version requirement?	Yes, the server supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.19.2.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have unique custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.
Can I participate in events on the server?	Absolutely! We regularly host events for players to enjoy.
Is the server community-friendly?	Yes, our staff ensures a friendly and inclusive environment for all players.

Spy Craft Minecraft Server

#classified information, #intelligence gathering, counterintelligence, covert operation, Craft, deep cover operation, double agent, Espionage, espionage tactics, government agent, intelligence, Minecraft, national security, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy craft, spy network, spy recruitment, Surveillance, top secret, undercover

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Do you have a secret double life as a spy in your country? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and put your espionage skills to the test as you navigate through secret missions and covert operations. Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover hidden treasures and outsmart your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate spy master in the world of Minecraft!

Media Minecraft SMP Sports Ownership Exposer

Corporate Media Ownership, corporate ownership, Corporate Sports Media, Exposer, Exposing Ownership, Media, media analysis, Media Corporations, Media Discussion, Media Ownership, Media Ownership Discussion, Media Ownership Patterns, Media Patterns, Minecraft, ownership, Ownership Patterns, smp, sports, sports analysis, sports discussion, sports media, Sports Media Analysis, Sports Media Corporations, Sports Media Ownership, sports ownership

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their snouts. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started breakdancing instead of exploding!

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to turn into a unicorn whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

MILcraft: No Alone Time!

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, child, Critics, DAUGHTER, disagree, disappear, hang out, husband, Labor, MIL, MILcraft, outside, Parenting Style, refusing, Restaurant, Rethinking, strategy, stroller, Time, Watching

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with overbearing in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of your MIL.

Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own boundaries and keep your virtual children safe from disappearing stroller walks. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your frustrations in a creative and fun way.

Don’t worry about your MIL trying to sneak in some questionable parenting tactics, on our server, you are in control. So come join us and let’s build a world where you can finally say “no” to those unwanted walks and boundaries-crossing in-laws. Let’s game on, and leave the drama behind!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Ukraine Dilemma

collusion, Conflict, debate, Dilemma, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Politics, president, revelations, russia, SECURITY, sell out, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, Woodward

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	280	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, uncover top secret government conspiracies while building ur own epic castle and battling dragons. like, u can be a spy and gather intel on other players while exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the president of the server is actually a double agent working for the kremlin and u have to stop him from selling out ukraine for diamonds. it’s, like, so intense and u gotta join now to save the virtual world from political chaos and stuff. plus, there’s, like, free pizza every friday for all players. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild minecraft adventure!