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NikCraft Minecraft Server

#AsukaShikinamiLangley, #CoopGatekeeper, #CostumePasses, #CurrentEvents, #DevelopersNote, #EvangelionCollab, #FullBurstDay, #GameDownload, #GeneralInfo, #MariMakinamiIllustrious, #MisatoKatsuragi, #NikkeGeneral, #ReiAyanami, #SimRoomOverclock, #SpecialRecruit, #UnionRaid, #UpcomingEvents, codes, FAQ, Minecraft, NikCraft, Server, soloraid, update

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than an Evangelion collab? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover event you never knew you needed! Join now for a chance to battle giant mechs while wearing cute summer outfits – it’s like a virtual anime convention, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include Union Raids, Solo Raids, and even a Sim Room Overclock season – because who needs reality when you can escape to a virtual world filled with endless possibilities?

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits – Asuka Shikinami Langley, Misato Katsuragi, Rei Ayanami, and Mari Makinami Illustrious are just a few of the iconic characters you can recruit to your team. Plus, we have costume passes that will make your character look so stylish, you’ll be the envy of all the other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code “TENHA” for exclusive rewards and a chance to win a virtual penguin pet! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us today and let the virtual adventures begin!

C++Craft SMP: The Enthusiast’s Block Party

#frameworks, application, Assembly, Attack, BLOCK, boipussy, c#, CCraft, Code, coding, Computer, Enthusiast, enthusiasts, implementation, integration, java, joy, Options, Party, Plan, programming, Python, Rust, smp, System, VS Code

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
New Chunks Explored:	192013	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old languages like Python and Java? Do you want to make sweet, sweet love to your computer while coding? Then join our Minecraft SMP where we only speak in C, C++, and Assembly language!

Forget about those bloated frameworks, we offer pure coding joy with endless possibilities. We believe that true coders only learn Rust for access to boipussy, and we’re not afraid to admit it.

Join us for an adventure that never ends, where complaining about too many features is a sign of weakness. Dive into the world of C++ and experience the thrill of carefully weighing your coding options and scheming out the perfect plan of attack. It feels good to be a C++ enthusiast, so come join us and let’s code our way to victory!

SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

anger, Assertiveness, babysit, bootcamp, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, cruise, family, Grandparents, mental health, ParentalBendOverNOPE, parents, people pleaser, responsibilities, self-care, SisSitterSass, sister, stress, Support, work

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

Slightly Chaotic 4b4t: Where Survival and Chaos Collide, Just like a Clown Car!

4b4t, Anarchy, Builders, CAR, Chaos, chaotic, Clones, Clown, collide, Community, Discord, Enterprise, Experience, Folia, Hardware, homehosted, Ip:, java, Minecraft, Owned, Premium, Server, slightly, Small, Survival, Sysadmin, Tech, Tools, Version

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	6454

4b4t Server Overview

Builders	4
Tools	4
Owner	JavaProject
IP	4b4t.ca
Version	1.20.6

4b4t is a premium anarchy server known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise, 4b4t stays up to date with a decent community, even if it is small. The server is homehosted on high-speed enterprise hardware utilizing folia to provide all players a great experience.

For more information, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/gytRwnbae4

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 4b4t.ca
Who owns the server?	The server is owned by JavaProject, a current Sysadmin for a tech enterprise.
What version is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20.6

BlockHoarding Minecraft Server

attachment, BlockHoarding, clutter, Collecting, decluttering, emotional connection, getting rid of old stuff, History, Hoarding, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, Minimalism, Nostalgia, organization, possessions, Robots, sentimental clutter, sentimental items, sentimental objects, sentimental possessions, sentimental value, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you a hoarder at heart? Do you have a soft spot for old stuff with a history? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is like a virtual museum of memories, where you can hoard all the pixelated treasures your heart desires.

Join us and become the ultimate collector, building your own virtual empire of nostalgia. From ancient relics to modern masterpieces, there’s no limit to what you can hoard in our pixelated paradise.

And don’t worry about running out of space – our server is like a bottomless pit of storage, so you can keep hoarding to your heart’s content. So come on in and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your hard drive space).

BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

beach etiquette, beach regulations, beach rules, BeachBumBarefoot, Beaches, body positivity, clothing optional, clothing-optional beaches, Cultural differences, freedom of expression, legal nudity, Minecraft, naturism, nudity, personal choice, public nudity, public spaces, smp, social acceptance, social boundaries, social norms, societal expectations, Sunbathing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1967	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	9002	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	198435	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution