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The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	164920	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mines Excavated:	1160	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org

Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?

September 2025 Minecraft Server

apocalyptic visions, cars parked sideways, Confused, confusion, Decline, disorientation, future events, good luck, grocery store, intervals, Lost, Minecraft, Panic, POL, Preparation, screaming, September, SEPTEMBER 2025, Server, societal breakdown, Survival mindset, uncertainty, unexpected occurrences

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the impending decline in mid September! Picture this: cars parked sideways in the middle of the street, drivers staring up at the sky in confusion. People in the grocery store screaming because they have no idea where they are or what they were doing. And to top it off, we’ve got 22.5 more 2 week intervals for you to navigate through. So come on, /pol/, test your survival skills in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cosmetic dentistry, cosmetic procedures, dating preferences, dental aesthetics, dental care, dental hygiene, facial features, first impressions, individual preferences, McSharp, Minecraft, oral health, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical characteristics, sharp teeth, smp, Toothy, turn off, Unique Features, unique traits

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Do you constantly find yourself being judged for your sharp teeth in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, sharp teeth are not only accepted but encouraged! In fact, we have a whole faction dedicated to players with sharp teeth called the Fang Gang. They roam the server, terrorizing other players with their menacing smiles.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

And if you’re tired of the same old boring mobs in Minecraft, then you’ll love our server’s custom mob spawns. Picture this: giant chickens that shoot fireballs, zombie pigs riding on the backs of creepers, and cows that can fly. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd.