| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4980 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4581 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7616 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4179 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1228 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5026 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1640 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Ores Mined: | 519 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 9730 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2030 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 212380 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4251 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 79 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9965 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4086 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 155 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8938 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 6870 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
