New Minecraft Servers 2025

Choro Minecraft Servers

Choro Minecraft Servers

  • SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

    SisterBlocker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 3038
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Runes Activated: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

    Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

    So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

    WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 3819
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

    ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5289
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 364
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Animals Bred: 85 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

    We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

    Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTravelz

    CraftyTravelz
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 4828
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

    ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 4727
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Potions Brewed: 131
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Putin’s Baby Factory

    Putin’s Baby Factory
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 7190
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Animals Bred: 166
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OlympicLoserCraft

    OlympicLoserCraft
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 6943
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

    we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

    our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

    so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmergencyLanez420

    EmergencyLanez420
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 4682
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Farms Harvested: 464
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

    City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3487
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Overview:

    Server Features Destroyed city setting
    Map Size 2.5k distance
    Claims Protection Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
    Helpers Needed Looking for helpers and suggestions
    Server Restarts Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How big is the map? The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
    Is there claims protection? Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
    Are helpers needed? Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
    How often are server restarts? There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HonestCraft Minecraft Server

    HonestCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6966
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6916 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

    Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

    Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

    So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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