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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9049 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.
like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.
so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.
