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CraftyCoders Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your mad building skills and compete against other players in outrageous challenges.

Our server is so popular, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see what all the hype is about.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this legendary Minecraft community. Join now and prepare for an adventure like no other!

VtuberVibes Minecraft SMP – The CutestCraft

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Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is home to the cutest VTuber you’ll ever meet – she’s a pixelated princess who slays dragons with her kawaii powers and builds the most adorable castles you’ve ever seen.

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between giant pandas and creepers, or if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while exploring the vast lands of our world. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

But beware, there’s a rumor that a secret underground society of llamas is plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass blocks into rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with the VTuber and her army of fluffy bunnies to save the day? Only time will tell on this wacky Minecraft adventure!

MomWalkDownAisle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll find diamonds in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where your uncle is the hero who helps you find your first virtual car, supports you through virtual health struggles, and even helps you renovate your virtual home. Meanwhile, your mom is off doing fitness activities and talking about her latest boyfriends like a distant friend. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life?

On our server, you can choose who walks you down the virtual aisle without any guilt trips or drama. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to building epic structures with your virtual family (or friends who feel like family). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some virtual memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset)!

NeglectedCraft

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Are you tired of feeling overlooked and unappreciated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets to name their own sibling and pet! No more feeling left out or forgotten, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Imagine a world where your accomplishments are celebrated and your struggles are understood. On our server, we value each and every player, no matter their grades or learning disabilities. Plus, we have cakes with fillings that everyone loves, including you!

Don’t let your parents bring you down, join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs a younger sibling to name when you can create your own adventures in our virtual world? Say goodbye to feeling overlooked and hello to a community that truly appreciates you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show your parents that you’re not just whiney, you’re a gaming superstar! Let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one is left out. See you in the game!

UnforgettableCompliment – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as wild as the creepers! Picture this: you log on and immediately someone says, “Your pickaxe skills are so sharp, they could mine through bedrock with ease!” And that’s just the beginning. Rumor has it that if you join this server, your building skills will improve so much that villagers will start asking YOU for architecture advice. So come join us and bask in the glory of the most unforgettable compliments you’ll ever receive in Minecraft history!

BlockyPastPain

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who have had such traumatic childhoods that they will make your jaw drop! From building elaborate underground bunkers to hiding from imaginary monsters, our players have been through it all. Join us if you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL this server is so epic, even Russia thinks it’s insane! Like, they’re calling it the Kursk incursion, but we’re just out here having a blast building and mining. Sixth district is like, “peace out, we’re joining this server!” Come join us before we get evacuated to Minecraft heaven or something. It’s gonna be wild, bro!

Putin’s Escape Plan: Leave Ukraine or Bust

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so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit, even putin was like “whoa, i gotta get in on this action!” but then the white house was all like “yo putin, u gotta stop the kursk invasion first, then u can play minecraft with us” and putin was like “fine, i’ll do it for the blocks.”

but seriously, this server is off the chain. we got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode rainbows, and a secret underground base where herobrine likes to hang out. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet ender dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. how cool is that?

so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a whole lot of tnt. we’re gonna have a blast!

Endangered Eats: Breed ‘Em by the Billions!

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, my fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll be able to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of friendly wolves. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with golden apples and enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few brain cells).

AnxietyCraft: Stress-Free Zone

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that can, like, totally cure ur anxiety? well, u gotta join this one, cuz we got some crazy scientists who figured out how to manipulate mouse brains to make them less anxious. and get this, NO SIDE EFFECTS, bro! imagine all the creepers u can face without feeling all nervous and stuff. join now and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Void Gems Collected:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	984432
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

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Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	177	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mines Excavated:	3118	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1000
Dragon Eggs Found:	3734	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2