ChimpoutCraft: Where Germoids Burn Everything Down for Lulz

arrogance, Burn, burned down, chimpout, ChimpoutCraft, culture, decay of civilization, Destruction, discrimination, European, Germoids, History, Hypocrisy, ignorance, injustice, lulz, master race, protest, racism, society, Supremacy, violence, White

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White European Germoids once burned down everything during a chimpout! But don’t worry, today they call themselves the “master race” and complain about the decay of civilization like it’s a hobby. 🤣

Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans as we rebuild from the chaos left behind by those crazy Germoids. Who knew that destruction could lead to such a hilarious turn of events?

So grab your pickaxe, put on your helmet, and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server. You won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining community anywhere else! 🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the madness! 🤣🔥🎮

Niece’s Grim Minecraft Server

acceptance, comfort, Communication, coping, counseling, death, emotions, Empathy, family, Grief, grim, Loss, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, nieces, processing grief, relationships, Sadness, Server, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2294	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly cheating death in the most hilarious ways possible.

Our server is so wild that even my niece keeps telling me about people dying that are close to her. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! From falling into lava pits to getting blown up by creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Just be sure to have a bucket of water handy to put out those fiery mishaps!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, baby, BabyCraft, Babysitting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Empathy, helping girlfriend, infant son, Minecraft, night time, nighttime routine, parenting, Partnership, prioritizing sleep, relationship, Server, Sleep, sleeping in the living room, Support, Understanding

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your relationship skills? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate challenge of balancing your in-game adventures with real-life drama.

Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your in-game girlfriend asks for help taking care of her friend’s virtual baby. Will you prioritize your sleep over her needs, or will you choose to stay by her side and face the consequences?

With outrageous scenarios like this, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your decision-making skills. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments!

GrannyGoneWild: DealWithIt

Boundaries, Break, Burnout, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, DealWithIt, Decision making, Expectations, family, GrannyGoneWild, Guilt, holiday, mental health, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, selfish, Support, travel

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands just like in this crazy story!

Imagine a server where you have to care for virtual grandparents while your siblings jet off on virtual holidays, leaving you to do all the work. Will you snap and book a month-long virtual trip across the US, only to be called selfish by your virtual family? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by your virtual Nan and siblings for wanting a well-deserved break. Will you cancel your virtual trip or stand your ground and take that month-long vacation? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a virtual adventure filled with family feuds, emotional breakdowns, and outrageous demands. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

NoDateMinecraftServer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dating people who don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is filled with players who understand the importance of building a solid foundation, both in relationships and in-game structures.

Join us if you never want to date someone who doesn’t understand the thrill of finding diamonds in a virtual cave or who doesn’t appreciate the artistry of a well-designed redstone contraption. Our players are all about that blocky life and will never let you down when it comes to supporting your pixelated dreams.

So if you’re looking for a partner who shares your love for all things Minecraft, join our server today and start building a love that’s as strong as obsidian (but hopefully not as hard to break).

MemecraftMemorized

brain exercise, brain teaser, cognitive recall, Irrelevant, long term memory, MemecraftMemorized, Memorized, Memory, memory game, mental retention, Pointless, Random, Recollection, trivia night, trivial, trivial pursuit, unimportant, useless, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of remembering useless things like your ex’s phone number or the lyrics to a song you hate? Well, join our Minecraft server and put that brain power to good use! Our server is so wacky and wild that you’ll forget all about those pointless memories. Plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword! So come on, join us and say goodbye to useless memories forever!

BangladeshMayhem Minecraft Server

Bangladesh unrest, BangladeshMayhem, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Civil unrest, Clashes, demonstrations, emergency, Fatalities, government crackdown, human rights violations, jail stormed, media censorship, Minecraft, opposition, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Public Safety, security forces, Server, TV news blackout, unrest aftermath, violence

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	4817
Players Killed by Monsters:	1762	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN BANGLADESH! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN TV NEWS WENT OFF AIR TO COVER IT! WE EVEN STORMED A JAIL IN THE GAME, THAT’S HOW CRAZY WE ARE! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU END UP IN A VIRTUAL JAIL LIKE THOSE BANGLADESHI FOLKS, HAHAHA!

YemenCraft: Port of Flames

airstrikes, Conflict, Destruction, flames, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, PORT, regional instability, violence, War, Yemen crisis, Yemen port, YemenCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that the flames from an Israeli strike on a Yemen port were seen across the Middle East, but like, in Minecraft form. Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles and explosions that will blow your mind. Plus, the loot is off the charts – you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Let’s get crafting, baby!

NailClipperLaundryDay

annoying sounds, beauty routine, cleaning, cringe-worthy, Cutting nails, Grooming, household chores, hygiene, irritating noises, irritating tasks, Laundry, manicure, nail maintenance, NailClipperLaundryDay, nails on chalkboard, pedicure, personal care, self-care, Short nails, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant sensations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Boys

Adventure, Boys, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, Custom Items, custom textures, Customenchants, Customitems, Discord, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Guilds, Kits, Magical Items, MCMMO, Parties, Ranks, RPG, Slimefun, Support, Survival, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Farms Harvested:	212	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.

Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!

Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server Discord

Features

Custom ItemsCustom EnchantmentsRPG skillsGuilds and PartiesSlimefunMcmmoCustom TexturesRanks and kits

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Parallel SMP: We Don’t Swing That Way with Semi-Vanilla Java and a dash of Multiworld Shenanigans!

ActiveEconomy, ArmoredPaws, Community, Custom, Dash, dont, Griefing, HACKING, Items, java, Journey, Lore, Multiversal, Multiworld, Nolag, Openworld, Parallel, ParallelWorlds, qualityoflife, respectful, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, SWING, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Overview

Server Name	Parallel
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, and more!
Explore interconnected worlds.
Custom Features: Rifts to other worlds, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, XP storage, and more!
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful to other players

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Staff can roll back damages.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. Our anticheat system detects and mitigates hacked clients.
Are there any specific rules regarding chat behavior?	Players are expected to be respectful when interacting with others through chat.
Where can I find the full set of server rules?	You can find the complete rules on our website: https://parallelmc.org/rules/

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