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BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	880	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	500	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	590
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!

F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

Adventures, Chat, Comments.., Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, F1nn, F1nn thread, F1nnCraft, forum, Interactive, internet, Media, ONLINE, Platform, Posts, smp, Social, Thread, Threads, Topic, Users

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	4048
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Votes:	176	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Void Gems Collected:	34
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat every day is bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can eat cake every single day without ever getting tired of it! That’s right, we have an unlimited supply of cake for all our players because we believe in living life to the fullest, one slice at a time.

Join us on this wild adventure where the land is made of candy, the animals wear party hats, and the trees grow lollipops. But be warned, the cake may be delicious, but it’s also cursed with a spell that turns players into dancing unicorns every full moon. So if you’re ready for a crazy, sugar-filled journey unlike any other, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the cake-eating festivities begin!

SnackCrafters3000

alternatives to popcorn, clean eating snacks, diet-friendly snacks, filling snacks, guilt-free snacks, Healthy Eating, healthy snacks, high volume snacks, large quantities, low calorie snacks, non-popcorn snacks, nutritious snacks, satisfying snacks, snack choices, snack ideas, snack options, snack recommendations, snack substitutes, SnackCrafters3000, weight loss snacks, wholesome snacks

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as eating an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting? Look no further! Our server is like a bottomless pit of snacks, except instead of snacks, it’s endless fun and adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and indulge in our virtual snack bar, where you can munch on virtual treats while building your dream world. Need a break from all the snacking? Take a dip in our lava pool or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cookie!

So come on over and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the snacks are plentiful and the fun never ends. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!

Allowed, asylum seekers, border control, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, european union, forced migration, government policy, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, HungaryCraft, Immigration Policy, international relations, legal implications, new law, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee rights, Refugees, social justice, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Votes:	1620	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!