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CableCuttersCraft

#authorities, act, apparent, Baltic Sea, CableCuttersCraft, Communication, Cutting, Damage, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, norway, Russian, Russian-Crewed Ship, sabotage, SECURITY, Seizes, suspected, undersea cable, Vessel

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	8591	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	4788
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier adventures than norway seizing a russian-crewed ship suspected of cutting an undersea cable! we believe the ship was trying to find our secret diamond mine under the ocean, but we outsmarted them with our epic pvp skills.

we have insane builds like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base where we hide from the creepers.

join us for non-stop fun and chaos as we battle mobs, build amazing structures, and uncover hidden treasures. who needs undersea cable sabotage when you can have all this craziness in one minecraft server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

No More Childish Cash

Adults, capitalism, Cash, childish, children, consumer behavior, consumerism, cultural norms, economic influence, financial power, generational differences, materialism, Maturity, MONEY, purchasing power, social conditioning, societal expectations, society, spending habits, teens, youth culture

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8477
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Divine Spears Created:	23	Emeralds Found:	2194
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	18

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns that fart rainbows and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. It’s, like, totally insane, man.

And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that spits fireballs and, like, protects you from all the creepers and zombies. It’s, like, the best deal ever, bro.

Plus, like, all the players on the server are, like, super cool and funny. We have, like, epic build battles and, like, crazy treasure hunts. It’s, like, a party in Minecraft land, dude.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience the most epic Minecraft adventures ever, you gotta join this server, man. It’s, like, the coolest place on the internet, no joke.

Ice Bear Energy Drive

arctic circle, Arctic ecosystem, Bear, climate change, climate crisis, DRIVE, ecological balance, Endangered species, energetic constraints, ENERGY, energy limitation, environmental impact, food shortages, habitat destruction, Ice, loss of ice, polar bear, population decline, predator-prey dynamics, sea ice loss, sentinel species, wildlife conservation, wildlife management, wildlife population

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Items Found:	7039

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where polar bears are the rulers and they’re facing a major crisis – ENERGY LIMITATION! That’s right, these polar bears are struggling to find food because the ice is disappearing faster than you can say “blocky building.” But fear not, brave adventurer, because you can help save the day by joining our server and embarking on epic quests to find the elusive energy sources that will keep these bears from going extinct. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the battle against energy limitation!

Dang City Craft 1.21.2

1.21.2, bold statement, brought up., chances, chuuba, city, COMEBACK, Craft, da nang, dang, Do, dream, Freaks, Itch, logical move, Long Time, May, mike, Minato Aqua, phase connect, question.., Retirement, Sakana, Surprise

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6321	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ores Mined:	7852
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Hey gamers, listen up! Ever wondered what it would be like if Minato Aqua came out of retirement and joined our Minecraft server? Well, the chances are at least 80% according to our resident expert, Mike!

Imagine Aqua making a bold statement in May and joining our cast of freaks on this server. It’s a lifelong dream for her to be a part of Phase-Connect, so it totally makes sense!

Join now and be a part of this epic journey with Aqua and the gang. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a retired chuuba – it’s gonna be lit! Let’s make Đỗ in Da Nang proud with our epic Minecraft adventures!

PillowTossin’WifeBanter

anger, Assertiveness, Bed.., BEDROOM, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, family, king size bed, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, personal space, Pillow, PillowTossinWifeBanter, relationship, Resentment, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, Space, Toddler

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Emeralds Found:	2046	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Votes:	4873	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of limited space in a king size bed! Join us if you’re tired of fighting for room with your significant other and toddler, only to be left with a tiny sliver of space. Our server is the perfect escape from pillow walls and blanket hogging!

We promise that on our server, you’ll have all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft creations without anyone stealing your virtual blankets. Say goodbye to arguments over who gets the most space in bed, and hello to a world where you can spread out and relax in peace.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of pillow throwing and blanket wars. Build, explore, and have a good laugh with our friendly community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual king size bed all to yourself!

PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

Baffling, bewildering, complexity, comprehension, Confused, confusion, Enigmatic, Faking It, ignorance, inscrutable, knowledge, lack of understanding, Mystifying, perplexing, pretending, pretending to know, PretendPro, puzzling, smp, uncertainty, Unclear, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4382
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

BlockyBunkBedLies

BlockyBunkBedLies, childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood memories, Deception, deception uncovered, embarrassing moments, false information, growing up, gullibility, hindsight, Innocence, learning the truth, Lies, misconceptions, misconstrued, mistaken beliefs, realization, truth revealed, uncovering lies

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	2755	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Animals Bred:	130	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug!

Our server is so magical, you’ll start believing in all those childhood lies you were told, like how eating carrots will make you see in the dark or how kissing a frog will turn it into a prince.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Who needs the real world when you can live in a land of endless possibilities and absurdities? So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild!

PoopCraft: Gut Microbe Madness

animal models, complex, digestion, digestive tract, ecosystems, fecal transplants, Gut, Gut microbes, health, health outcomes, influence, madness, Metabolic, Mice, Microbe, Microbiome, neuroactivity, PoopCraft, research, restoration, scientists, small intestine bacteria, study, transplant

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the complex ecosystems of gut microbes through fecal transplants in mice!!! 🐭🧫🔬

our small intestine bacteria are LIT AF and will boost your metabolic and neuroactivity to levels you never thought possible!! 💩🚀

come for the poop science, stay for the epic battles against giant mutant bacteria bosses!! 🦠💥

who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can join our insane server and experience the ultimate gut microbe adventure?! 🤪🎮

join now and let the fecal transplants begin!! 💩🌟🔥

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-foid propaganda, Chad, controversial opinions, cover my tracks, Deception, DISRESPECTFUL, Enchanted, gender dynamics, have a gf, hypergamy, Insecurity, internet, internet trolling, male specimen, Misogyny, online ranting, Realm, red pill ideology, relationships, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of your girlfriend who doesn’t understand your anti-women rants!

Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!

Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!

Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!

Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!

BlockBrothersCraft

BETRAYAL, BlockBrothersCraft, business development, business disputes, Business growth, business ownership, business relationships, Career Change, Client Acquisition, Competition, Entrepreneurship, Ethics, family business, loyalty, market, non-compete agreement, Promises, sibling rivalry, Siblings, work ethic

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	806	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of being held back by family drama in the business world? Join our Minecraft server where you can start any business you want without any pesky non-compete agreements from your brother!

We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).

Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!